Some might argue that I condone wanton acts of violence against all American media — especially against the numales at the Guardian. I haven’t given it much thought, but I must admit being pleased to here of this small story. It’s like a morsel of greatness buried amidst endless piles of refuse found in the news nowadays.
Ben Jacobs, beta male reporter from The Guardian, got body slammed today by man nearly twice his age. As a result, he’s in the hospital now, recovering from an ‘elbow injury.’ Without question, Mr. Jacobs will be dispatching a band of lawyers to fleece Gianforte for everything he’s worth, AND MORE, due to the assault.
The whole incident occurred when the pest refused to stop asking questions to the manly GOP candidate for congress, Mr. Gianforte. He didn’t listen to the man, so the man tossed him to the ground and broke his glasses — alpha dog style.
Mr. Gianforte, actual male
Frazzled and without the natural instinct to defend himself, Jacobs took to Twitter for help.
Greg Gianforte just body slammed me and broke my glasses
— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) May 24, 2017
Here is the audio from this great event.
Mr. Gianforte denies being the aggressor, instead painting the flaccid Jacobs as the rabid alpha male.
God bless Mr. Gianforte.
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Running neck and neck with Based Stick Man for my Fag Liberal “Basher of the Year”.
Would love to see Barry and Donny in the ring – Donny would get housed. The difference is Barry and most other educated liberals aren’t childish meatheads like Gianforte. This is exactly why Trumps is getting nothing meaningful done – the deal maker can’t even negotiate deals when he can’t be a cheating bully.
Barry’s fag limp wrist would be thrust into Trumps fat ass belly and the crowd would laugh their asses off.
When I saw Berry pushing the 5pd weights in his photo op and then riding the pink girls bike in Martha’s Vineyard I immediately thought what a tough man he really is beneath that skeletor exterior.
Benny, are you referring to “Barry” Obummer? He starts crying every time his spouse, Michael, raises an eyebrow.
Now, Micheal Obummer vs. Jesse Ventura, that would be a good fight.
Are you referring to president bathhouse attempting to lift a 5 pound dumbbell? https://youtu.be/6lAtn7rsToY
It’s like an alternate universe, bizarro world Samson vs Goliath
Prediction the good people of Montana express their approval by electing Gianforte in a land slide. This sets off a sequence of events where Republicans actually grow spines .
Concur.
Bravo, this may be your best headline yet
Dude is butthurt!
Norman Maclean would be proud. You people really need some help. A fucking river runs through it.
Yep, not a shock when a male under yesterday’s definition meets a male from today’s – you know, the kind that think skinny jeans of bright blue, red, or other color are acceptable.
What a horrible guy for simply asking about the 23 million uninsured by Trump, many children.
This legislation is impacted lots of 5 year old kids with single mom in their lower income nyc apartment. Remind you of anything Fly?
https://www.facebook.com/NowThisPolitics/videos/1554199904611494/
My family and I are in excellent shape, exercising, eating good clean food, non smoking and I’m supposed to pay for the 400pd opioid addict, smoker with high blood pressure in South Philly?
Yea just like this lady in the video I linked to.
Being a single mom used to be frowned upon once upon a time. The reason? We’re too busy with our own lives to raise your bastard. Now apparently the government will raise your bastard for you.
Fuck yeah derp.
And to Benny …people should take care of their own kids. Most kids in this country are now born to people on Medicaid. WTF? If you can’t take care of your spawn honey …keep your legs together …and have a clue who the dad is.
(Not referring hear to moms who are single through tragic unpredictable death of their husband …so STFU Benny. Thank you.)
Oh you’re not referring to single moms when the husband died? Right because none of those moms will lose coverage under Trump.
No, what I was referring to is the fact that the least capable, the least successful, the least responsible people are waaayyy out- reproducing the responsible folks. And I am concerned about the libtardian impulse that facilitates this de-evolution of the species with OPM while congratulating themselves for their compassion.
But frog, benny, and their ilk don’t get that.
And never will.
You have to wonder what this country would be like if that type had been around in the late 18th century.
Fortunately, is those days they succumbed to the result of their thinking and nature took its course. They died.
You’re right we never will because many of us actually know people in these situations, unlike you. Ironically the “least successful” in this country are held back by racists like you who put them where they are.
bennyhill is a known Paki. Possibly. They all are at some point. Bitching with faggotry that only rivals frog. Who died and is now burning in Hell. Possibly. According to “sources” that do not exist. bennyhill is still a faggot and not to be trusted. Ever. According to “sources” that do not exist. But. Know of the faggotry. Supposedly.
Ever see “Kite Runner”? Muslims love to have kiddie butt sex. Because if the boy can’t grow a beard he’s technically considered a female.
Must be true of all Muslims …since you saw it in some movie. Yeesh.
Um..derp is correct. Man / boy relations are condoned in the muslim world. Freaks
Bacha boy is a real thing, moron. Muslims love gay butt sex with little boys. This is well documented.
Gosh, I wonder how they out-reproduce Europeans if they’re packing fudge all day. No, I suspect that most of them, like most males, prefer a nice wet female.
So don’t over-generalize derp …for example it would be wrong of me to say that, just because one derp is a reactionary infant, all derps are.
Ironbird – best post evah
Just read via Twitter that apparently the REAL reason this guy was so angry is he has ties to Russia!
OMG OMG!
I think I have some russian vodka lying around. Shit.. I guess I have ties to Russia too!
Do I need to lawyer up ASAP!
Don’t forget that tomorrow is Fly’s official B-Day. The blog should be littered with happy joyous comments.
You know it’s bad when even the Fox reporters won’t lie for you.
The best parts of all this are the comments from beta Bennyhill and the look of abject horror on the face of beta Chris Hayes. Tough to choose a winner here.
Abject horror here too – at the fact that you people elected a guy that want to issue a death sentenced to probably thousands of american children.
We are already ripping them out of a woman’s uterus as birth control.
STEEERIKE THREE!
The supposed compassion exhibited by benny and frog doesn’t add. It is rendered null and void…fake even… by their acceptance of the ultimate child abuse.
Abortion.
We in this country will pay for that national sin.
Oh how ironic – you don’t want to give these kids insurance but you want to ban abortion so there will be many many more of them? I’m against abortion after the first trimester except in scenarios where the fetus has major complications. If the baby is going to come out and live a life of pain with a 12 month life expectancy, than that’s there is a case there.
God, I love Montana.
They grow excellent dental floss.
I see they just charged him with assault
Gotta think this was planned.
Gianforte sounds like another GOP snowflake. If you can’t take the heat and keep your composure, get out of the kitchen. Poor dear wants be a big boy politician but is deathly afraid of questions.