Reviewing Some of Today’s Winners, in a Flat, Do Nothing, Drink Yourself to Sleep Day

I have three pages of fucking winners today, thanks to my handy-dandy momentum screen. For those of you who just sit around here, sponging information, fuck off. As an aside, both GLD and TLT outperformed today, my only two positions.

Back to the matter at hand, outperformance.

I have a tool that tracks daily highs and if XYZ is at the daily high, typically indicative of aggressive buying interest. Any experienced trader can tell you inside of 5 minutes box watching a stock’s bids and offers if the stock is going higher or lower. Here I do it for you, free of charge — just like a neandertal slave.

(tips hat) Good sir, enter the chariot.

BBRY +6% on bullish notes by worthless Australians at Macquarie praising them.
ETSY +22% after TPG Group Holdings discloses 4.3% active stake. Seriously, this means more than nothing, but traderfags love it. BTW: I was a victim of fraud at Etsy. They suck.
JCP +6% on news that Saba Capital Management took a stake. Plus, the stock is likely tired of getting punched around for weeks on end.
LL +5% on zero news. That stock is retarded.
GGB, RIO, VALE +3.5% because MAGA (international edition)
AMBA +3% on a note by Canaccord Genuity suggesting that once GPRO is finally dead, the company would be ok.
ZG +2.5%, sizzling hot BBQing real estate. Get some.
NTES, CTRP +2.3% on news that China still rocks. So awesome.
SINA, WB +25% see above

In other news, 3-d printer stocks exploded higher again.

(throws jacket onto puddle outside chariot) Time to exit the chariot, good Sir.