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Jared Kushner Brokers Deal with The House of Saud to Invest $40 Billion in U.S. Infrastructure

We’re so lucky to have two Presidents, one in Donald John Trump, the other in Yoel Chaim aka “Jared Kushner”.

Thanks to his astute diplomacy, the House of Saud has agreed to build our bridges and tunnels, allocating $40 billion towards American infrastructure projects — because they love us.

By 2020, Saudi Arabia will have a sovereign wealth fund worth upwards of $2 trillion, taking into consideration the share sale of Saudi Aramco. They intend to invest as much as 50% of the money overseas, compared to just 5% now.

The Kingdom recently inked a deal to invest $45b, as part of a $100 billion venture with Japan’s Softbank. They also dropped $3.5 in Uber last year.

No word on how they intend on ‘cashing in’ on building American highways for us. Perhaps they can set up Islamic tolls across the country — fining women for driving without their veil.

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17 comments

  1. mongoosereflexes
    mongoosereflexes

    WTF?

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  2. jacked rabbit

    The most beautiful tolls. Yuge.

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  3. cancel19

    The Feminist will just love wearing their garbage bags appeasing their newly enamored Islamic male overlords. Gonna be a cool site to see in the New Jersey turnpike.

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  4. NotGekko

    I’m looking forward to all the delicious halal burger joints that will be popping up along the tollways

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  5. frog

    Our first Jewish president, now that there has been a peaceful transfer of power from President Bannon to President Kushner.

    Trump is obviously so mentally impaired that he can’t do much in the way of running the government himself. He can’t even keep his story straight about why he fired Comey, and can’t even keep himself from admitting that he committed obstruction of justice. He seems more impaired and stupid than his supporters, which is hard to be.

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    • bushwacker2

      You’re confusing Trumps account of the firing with the MSM delusions, conspiracy theories and fake reporting.

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      • frog

        MSM doesn’t get everything right, but they are 1000X more truthful than Right Wing propaganda media, and 1000X more truthful than the TrDumpster administration.

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        • bushwacker2

          1000X, huh? Wow. That’s incredible. And you’ve reached that conclusion through what means? Your sound judgment and reasoning?

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    • derp

      Froggy. You are one stupid motherfucker.

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  6. bushwacker2

    If they start putting altars for goat sacrifice at rest areas, that might be going too far.

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    • dchanko

      Don’t know about that , with the goats around Ironbird might finally get some and calm down

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  7. krusty

    Since the roads are build by Saudi Arabia, women aren’t allowed to drive on them at all.

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  8. longview

    Drain the swamp!

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  9. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    $40 Billion…wow! Killing and injuring thousands at the World Trade Center and supporting ISIS must now be forgiven. God Bless Kushner and the Saudi pigs. I look forward to my great grandchildren witnessing the delivery of the promised Saudi funds. Keep on winning baby!

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    • traderconfessions
      traderconfessions

      And…I don’t want to see any Shabboating by Kushner after this deal.

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