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FINALLY: Proof that Trump Doesn’t Have Russian Ties, Plus His Comments on the Vainglorious Showboat, Jim Comey

Good evening gentlemen. Over the past few month’s, the left part of the country has been going insane over Russian ties. They believe the only reasonable explanation for Trump’s win over Hillary is because the rotten Russians ‘intervened’ and played king-maker for Vladimir Putin.

Up until now, no one really knew if this was true, definitively. I never thought that the Russians hacked anything, because I viewed it as sour grapes, plus I have ZERO confidence in our ‘intelligence agencies.’ But I didn’t have proof, until now.

President Trump did an interview with LESTER “the molester” HOLT this evening and had this to say.

“I actually asked him” if I were under investigation, Trump said, noting that he spoke with Comey once over dinner and twice by phone.

“I said, if it’s possible would you let me know, am I under investigation? He said, ‘You are not under investigation.'”

“I know I’m not under investigation,” Trump told Holt during the 31-minute White House interview.

“I just want somebody that’s competent,” Trump responded. “I am a big fan of the FBI, I love the FBI.”

But Trump also insisted there was no “collusion between me and my campaign and the Russians.”

“Also, the Russians did not affect the vote.”

“I have no investments in Russia, none whatsoever,” Trump told NBC News. “I don’t have property in Russia. A lot of people thought I owned office buildings in Moscow. I don’t have property in Russia, and I am…in total compliance in every way.”

There it is folks. Serious question for Trump haters out there: how can you recover from this and what charges will you make next? Perhaps pivot back to Russian hookers urinating on his face, or how about him raping a bunch of people — based off his ‘locker room’ talk?

With regard to Comey: there isn’t any room in the Whited House for ‘showboats’ and ‘grandstanders.’ The fuck out of here with that attitude.

“He’s a showboat, he’s grandstander, the FBI has been in turmoil,” Trump said of Comey in his wide-ranging interview with Holt. “You know that, I know that. Everybody knows that. You take a look at the FBI a year ago, it was in virtual turmoil, less than a year ago. It hasn’t recovered from that.”

HE HAS A CERTIFIED LETTER!!! QED

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38 comments

  1. frog

    Trump told some more lies. And Fly considers Trump’s lies to be some kind of proof that he is innocent of something? Ridiculous. Especially since Trump lies constantly. If he says something, it is more likely to be false than true.

    I can see that there isn’t any room in the Whited House for showboats and grandstanders, because TrDumpster does so much showboating and grandstanding that there isn’t any room for anyone else to do any.

    Of course the Russians affected the vote. Everyone knows that except Right Wing fake news believers. The question is whether Trump colluded with them. My guess right now is that he did not. Because no one in their right mind would trust Trump, including Putin. Trump is totally insane, unpredictable and untrustworthy for anyone. Now whether Trump’s staff colluded is a different question.

    Putin must be thrilled to have gotten an insane clown mentally deficient narcissistic person elected president. What better way to destabilize the U.S.

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    • NotGekko

      It must be hard living in your head

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    • bennyhill

      True Frog, but is it really coincidence that Russians hacked the dnc and interfered with the election (FACt) at the exact same time that Trumps minions were in constant contact with Russians (FACT)? Seems pretty obvious.

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      • frog

        Yes, his minions may all be colluding with Russia. However, if you were Putin, would you trust someone as obviously mentally impaired as Trump?

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    • Dr. Fly

      YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

      I am sure people run away from you at cocktail parties.

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      • Marc David

        Living in the Bay has totally ruined the phrase “cocktail” party

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      • frog

        I can see how you may have been kidding. However, this is the Internets, with no eye contact, no body language, no facial expression. And since communication is more than 90% nonverbal, it can be hard to tell when someone is joking.

        Also, authoritarian followers actually do consider their authority figure’s word to be proof of truth. And tons of Trump supporters are authoritarian followers.

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      • oilerua

        he shouldn be allowed living pusspussies constantly around this site, moderation

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      • din

        Frog isn’t invited to cocktail parties anymore….

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      • derp

        People run away. Period.

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      • albertpiker

        You have NO SHAME.

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    • oilerua

      you are late some 6 months , he’s playing hockey and singing with maria zackarova these days

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    • duuude

      Fuckoff frog

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  2. bob smith

    Look, he has a letter stating he wasn’t involved with the Russians. What more proof do people need?

    Even though it was signed by Melania, that is solid evidence. Now leave the poor man alone. He has a country to run and wars to start!

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    • metalleg

      And crying Chuck has a letter signed by crooked Hillary saying that Trump is half brother to Vlad.

      You are the pinnacle of stupidity.

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  3. MSGT HARTMAN

    The Russians are Coming.
    The Russians are Coming.

    Emergency, everybody to get from street.

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    • derp

      The Russians are coming
      The Russians are coming
      If they come by the sea tonight
      Hang a pink homo flag from the north church tower, one if by land two of by sea

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    • cancel19

      I love that movie!

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  4. oilerua

    americans should be ashamed at the amount of money trown to this FAKENEWS-RUSSIA-TIES for months
    democrats are the real shit , I mean the real thing , the one that stinks for years when is dropped down

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    • oilerua

      I mean journalist must earn they money .. and 95% of MSM is democrat-owned..go look how many have been paid around A BLOATED FAKE NEWS for months

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  5. oilerua

    democrats are super-poor people other then shills and pussies , living their political time for months on the edge of a fake news

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    • traderconfessions
      traderconfessions

      Please try to string together a few coherent sentences. Thanks! – Editor

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  6. stockslueth

    Showboat? Grandstander? Is that the pot calling the kettle black? He’s a legend in his own mind who always tells the truth and he has a certified letter to prove it. I have to imagine it gets pretty chaotic in the white house as the staff tries to figure out which way the wind is blowing each day.

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  7. Dr. Fly

    Jesus. You people need to lighten up. We can’t control the stuff that goes on. The least we can do is laugh.

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  8. mushroomz

    Washington
    Washington
    6 foot 8 weighs a f*cking ton
    Opponents beware
    Opponents beware
    He’s coming
    He’s coming
    He’s coming

    Let me lay it on line he had two on the vine
    I mean two sets of testicles so divine
    On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land
    With the mason ring and schnauzer with his perfect hands

    Here comes George in control
    Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll
    Ate opponents brains and invented cocaine
    He’s coming
    He’s coming
    He’s coming

    Washington
    Washington
    Six foot twenty f*cking killing for fun
    Spread Spread Delaware
    He’s coming
    He’s coming
    He’s coming

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  9. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    President Godfather asked Jim “Eliott Ness” Comey for a loyalty pledge. How freakin’ Gotti is that! (those of you who live in the unimportant states start Googling) I heard from unimpeachable sources that the Godfather started to slice his palm with a steak knife before Comey demurred. Guess President Godfather doesn’t watch TeeVee.. never try to bribe a G-Man.

    Can’t wait for the next episode!

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  10. kdog

    Ha!

    …but what a sh!t show all this is.

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  11. fxtradepro

    Could you imagine if it were Donald Trump who stepped on that plane with Loretta Lynch or better yet Jeff Sessions and sat on the tarmac for a half hour. Democrats would be losing their fucking minds.

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    • traderconfessions
      traderconfessions

      Could I imagine? Hmmm.. let me close my eyes and try…OK… I’m picturing Trump calling Comey… asking him to dinner… and asking Comey if they have the goods on him… then asking Comey if he is loyal… wink-wink… Yup… I can imagine it…without the plane of course.

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  12. fxtradepro

    Bring me the bloody glove pal. You got nothing….NOTHING.

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