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MACRON DECIMATES LE PEN: France is French Again

In an overwhelming display of obedience, the French people vote, en masse, to surrender to the European Union, electing a literal nobody called Emmanuel Macron, who, incidentally, married his child abuser.

President Trump will soon invite the two lovebirds to the White House, celebrating Macron’s victory and the union of such a wonderfully unique couple — forged together by “fate” when Emmanuel was going through puberty at the age of 15.

Let this be the final nail in the coffin of nationalism, so that I can get back to primarily worry about markets and none of this rubbish. It was a nice tease, having reprobates and factory workers with IQs of 75 run the world and the nuclear silos. But the autocrats are back and if they don’t ferry 15 million Africans into Italy over the next 10 years, the entirety of the EU is doom — thanks to depopulation. If you want to know more about this, just ask.

Markets might edge higher on this news — but it was already baked into the globalist cake (extra slavery).

Macron crushed Le Pen, humiliated her and made all of her followers look like the god damned nazis they truly are. God willing, Macron will soon introduce steps to stop fake news, regulate the internet, and round up all of Le Pen’s supporters to be summarily executed.

Racism and jingoism will not be tolerated in this new world order. All races should intermingle, walls should be broken, and cultures should be shares — starting with the middled east.

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21 comments

  1. Cricket

    Make Sharia Great Again.

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  2. fxtradepro

    Just another world leader that the media can jerk off too and never hold accountable for poor decision making. Good luck battling your bi weekly terrorist attacks. Which by the way have become more common than triple witching. Viva Le France!

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  3. nocturne

    For 5 months of my 52 years on earth, I had a chance to taste freedom. Oh well back to your regularly scheduled oligarchy.

    Now where did I put my BEMFD algorithm?

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  4. Phileo99

    Trump is older than Melania by 23 years, Macron is younger than his wife by 25 years. So I guess they can at least talk about that over some crumpets when they meet at the White House.

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    • Dr. Fly

      TRUMP WASN’T MELANIA’S FUCKING TEACHER AND MARRIED WITH 3 KIDS WHILE MOLESTING HER.

      Apples to oranges, fucked face.

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      • moosh

        And she wasn’t 15 at the time. Phileo knows this, and is just doing as fucked faced do.

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    • traderconfessions
      traderconfessions

      Trump would have married one of Ivanka’s teen girlfriends if it were legal. He loved the young-uns according to reports in the day.

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  5. ironbird

    Never fear. Veal eating Eurotrash deserve whats coming. Goats head will replace the stick of butter with a melted snail in it as the National dish of choice. Male child prostitutes will replace the syphilitic street whores of today. Viva le Finished France.

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    • joshua

      Dude, seriously just stop talking. You are literally fucking retarded.

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      • joshua

        Veal, chickens in Macedonia. You don’t know what’s happening. Football bats and cheese curds. Liberals and devils masks with labia sauces. You don’t know what’s coming.

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        • t.c.

          It made sense to me. It was even a bit poetic. He is just lamenting the demographic fall of France. If trends continue, in 20 to 40 years, all of Europe and Russia will be majority muslim, simply through immigration and breeding (or lack thereof).

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        • joshua

          Have any idea how many retarded videos I can find to confirm my bias?

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          • The Maven

            Joshua seems extra triggly-wiggly today. What’s the matter, monkey-boy? Catch your wife in some Mandingo again? ?

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  6. soupbone

    Some change would be good but not this time around. The Eurozone is still precarious enough that a change artist is not appropriate at this time. The drama would have been entertaining. Nowthen back to the debt problems…(nobody has any fresh ideas which means carry on until fucked by the next crisis).

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  7. jts5362

    Would be interested in a blog post about migration and economic growth in Europe! I happen to disagree with the mainstream theory, the ‘real net economic growth’ for Frenchmen will be in the negative in both the short and long run

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  8. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Just goes to show that despite the French’s lazy ass ways they still are smarter than Trump voters. The French should erect a statue of Trump in honor of his preserving the French Republic. After watching the crazy fuck no way the French were electing the femNazi.

    Ok.. can we now go back to watching our own country teeter above an abyss under our part-time President Long Iron?

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