Shares of Dick Cheney’s War Crime Unit, $KBR, Slide Amidst ‘Illegal Activities’ Investigation

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Shares of KBR blew up in my face today and I couldn’t be more pleased with the revelations.

The Serious Fraud Office, a regulatory body in the UK, said it was investigating the old Halliburton division that sold hammers for $10,000 in Iraq, KBR, for bribery and corruption.

Duh, does a lion hunt? Does a genius think?

The investigation is being widely misread by Wall Streetfags, who actually think something will happen here. The SFO is basing their investigation on revelations from an Australian newspaper which revealed chicanery with the activities of Unaoil — a Monaco based energy company.

The allegations said Unaoil hired a bunch of contractors, like KBR, to partake in all sorts of ‘nation building’ vagaries, much of which included criminal activities.

The whole point of these nation building devils is to profit off war, which is why I am long. Bear in mind, I’m not long because peace it about to break out. Companies like KBR are necessary evils, just like the old East India company. Back during the Iraq war, the contractor side was separate and bogged down by all of that oil. Since then, it was stripped away, leaving investors with an opportunity to gain this exposure, purely, while patiently awaiting for schools and sewers to be rebuilt abroad.

Buy the dip.