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N. Korea Fires Another Ballistic Missile Into Sea of Japan, And Fails Miserably: PREPARE FOR WAR

Yonhap news agency is reporting that N. Korea attempted to sail a ballistic missile into the sea of Japan, but failed to do so because it exploded within seconds into flight. Because of this grave threat to America, preparations for war are being prepared.

In spite of the fact that the N. Koreans are, seemingly, unable to launch missiles just a few hundred few from a launch pad, Secretary Tillerson believes — sometime soon — they will be able to launch them into space via ICBM and travel more than 5,000 miles to incinerate one of our lovely west coast locales.

“North Korea fired an unidentified missile from a site in the vicinity of Bukchang in Pyeongannam-do (South Pyeongan Province) early this morning,” Yonhap reported, quoting a statement issued by South Korea’s military. “It is estimated to have failed.”

Get ready to fight for freedom.

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24 comments

  1. frog

    Ridiculous. Are we going to bomb every toddler in the world who thinks he can fire rockets but can not?

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  2. bintercorp

    I would like to thank $ABB for making this nuclear war possible.

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  3. lesurgeon

    Maybe they’re trying the send a rocket to space and we have it all wrong..

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  4. ironbird

    Rex will roll that pig creature into a stogie and smoke it. Prepare for Diplomacy.

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    • moosh

      Do you think Trump was offering a way out yesterday and fatty mcfatty boy – in an insane way – by yet again (knowingly?) failing big time at testing, is taking it?

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      • ironbird

        Have you ever considered “Peace” horseshit is a narrative? Teach them to read play them radio then teevee. Dose them with every mind control drug possible. Turn the women into infanticide loving horrifying monster lesbians. The dudes into queers. Why do you think Tranny bathrooms made the fake news and a talking point? Think. Fuck this faggot narrative shit. War? Bring it.

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        • moosh

          True.

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          • moosh

            Also, I imagine that that map fly showed would fuck your mindset up. Keep in mind, we just MOABed the fuck out of shit the other week. Also shot a teeny tiny drone out of the sky with a patriot missile a few wks ago. Happy public ceremony’s Fatboy.

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      • clock

        You mean babyface?
        o(^_^)o

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  5. s.k.

    I wonder what will be on the dessert menu when we launch our first strike against the North Koreans? I’m thinking the finest New York style cheesecake.

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    • moosh

      If so, do you think Xi is invited this time? Is there another guest for dessert this time?

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  6. clock

    [“In spite of the fact that the N. Koreans are, seemingly, UNABLE TO LAUNCH MISSILES just a few hundred few from a launch pad…”]

    You don’t suppose that the USA programmed one of them fancy things called a computer to blow that fucker up do ya? ` o(^_^)o

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  7. zeena

    Nothing scares me more for the future of this planet than the nuclear level of mental retardation I see in internet comment sections . . . .

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    • sarcrilege

      than perhaps safe space in your mom’s basement could shelter your fragile feeewhlings ….

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