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Seoul Refuses to Pay for Trump’s ‘Phenomenal’ Billion Dollar Missile Defense System That ‘Shoots Missiles Right Out of the Sky’

S. Korea is comfortable without having THAAD, or at least paying for its missile defense abilities. In an interview with Reuters last night, President Trump said he thought S. Korea should pay for the system.

“I informed South Korea it would be appropriate if they paid. It’s a billion-dollar system. It’s phenomenal, shoots missiles right out of the sky.”

Seoul on Friday brushed aside US President Donald Trump’s suggestion it should pay for a $1 billion missile defense system the two allies are installing in South Korea to guard against threats from the North.

U.S. officials says the missile defense shield will be operational shortly, much to the chagrin of the ‘villagers’ of S. Korea, who fucking hate it.

The S. Koreans thought about Trump’s suggestions and passed, citing the military agreement between the two nations, saying all they were obligated to do was provide logistics and the infrastructure for the system, but the Ameri-burgers would have to pay.

“There is no change to this basic position.”

In other news, Trump said he wanted to get rid of the free trade deal with the ingrates from S. Korea, saying “It is unacceptable, it is a horrible deal made by Hillary.”

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6 comments

  1. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Fuck them, pull all of our troops out immediately and let the rat bastards in North Korea eat the bark off of the South Korean landscape.

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  2. the dude

    If Trump isn’t careful the outcome of the Korea mishagoss will be a reunited, nuclear N+S Korea that kicks the U.S. military out of the country. Then Japan.

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    • mensch

      Japan hasn’t been successfully invaded in…well ever. A bunch of jackasses with 1950’s technology are going to do it despite the US protecting them? Highly doubtful.

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      • gappingandyapping
        gappingandyapping

        I am not sure why we would give military protection away for free to anyone.

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        • paperstreetsoapco
          paperstreetsoapco

          Unless my /sarc radar is offline, um, we are definately not giving our protection away for free.

          We are exporting our inflation via our worthless fractional reserve debt units. The “protection” we offer is really a fascio, or a bundle of sticks that Roman police used to beat the laws into their subjects.

          Should a country decide to use a different currency unit other that the United States of Zio’s Emerald City of Oz funny money, they are quickly dispatched with said “protection”. Ex: Iraq, Libya, et al.

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        • BenCBrainard

          Because we want them to make things for us?

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