HAPPENINGS: U.S. Military Moves Controversial Anti-Missile Defense System into S. Korea

Angering local “villagers”, President Trump and his beautiful, tremendous, military, moved in a controversial anti-missile defense system, THAAD (terminal high altitude area defense system).

The system pisses off the “villagers” because they enjoy to be seen a defensless cucks to the insane North Koreans, like dogs rolling over on their back to another dog, demonstrating servitude.

“The American military is completely ignoring us,” said Kim Choong Hwan, head of a group of villagers protesting the THAAD deployment. “We will continue to fight with all means.”

Hilariously, the U.S. military took over a S.Korean golf course and set up the batteries there, escorted by 8,000 S. Korea police and soldiers. The decamping onto the course pissed off locals, who resorted to throwing plastic bottles at the THAAD to demonstrate their displeasure.

“The fact that it happened so abruptly when everyone thought it would wait until after the [presidential] elections bothers me, that our defense ministry does not consider the opinion of Korean people important,” student Kang Ha-rim said.

In response to the THAAD being deployed in S. Korea, China banned travel agencies from setting up travel to the soon to be war ravaged peninsula, resulting in a 40% drop in Chinese tourists. Analysts estimate S. Korea stands to lose $9.63b in Chinese tourism revenues because of the deployment.