Enter the bizarro land of Trump, the Twitter edition.
After learning that we’re on to them, body snatching the President and all to further a globalist neocon agenda, the deep state have forced the President back onto Twitter, in order to furiously type out a bunch of empty words, in an effort to calm his base from outright revolt.
Here is the consensus out of Trump’s think tank on how to placate the base and subsequent tweets.
Whenever they’re onto you, just talk shit about Obamacare. Trumpsters love that.
ObamaCare is in serious trouble. The Dems need big money to keep it going – otherwise it dies far sooner than anyone would have thought.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 23, 2017
Also, mention how fucked the Democrats are because of Obamacare. This will distract the plebs from discovering that we want to pass an even worse healthcare bill.
ObamaCare is in serious trouble. The Dems need big money to keep it going – otherwise it dies far sooner than anyone would have thought.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 23, 2017
Mention The Wall. The people love The Wall.
The Democrats don't want money from budget going to border wall despite the fact that it will stop drugs and very bad MS 13 gang members.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 23, 2017
MEXICO WILL FUCKING PAY, for the way, ‘at a later date’, ‘in some form.’ Don’t worry, the plebs won’t pick up on the subtle verbiage.
Eventually, but at a later date so we can get started early, Mexico will be paying, in some form, for the badly needed border wall.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 23, 2017
Talk shit about the media. Boy do Trumpsters hate the mayne street meteor.
New polls out today are very good considering that much of the media is FAKE and almost always negative. Would still beat Hillary in …..
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 23, 2017
…popular vote. ABC News/Washington Post Poll (wrong big on election) said almost all stand by their vote on me & 53% said strong leader.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 23, 2017
Polls are fake. Everyone knows that. General E. Watch, Commander of the USS Big Ben said so!
The two fake news polls released yesterday, ABC & NBC, while containing some very positive info, were totally wrong in General E. Watch!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 24, 2017
Uh oh, the unwashed are still upset with us. I see even “The Fly” isn’t shilling for us anymore. Give them wall, more wall.
The Wall is a very important tool in stopping drugs from pouring into our country and poisoning our youth (and many others)! If
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 24, 2017
….the wall is not built, which it will be, the drug situation will NEVER be fixed the way it should be!#BuildTheWall
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 24, 2017
Now lie. People love to be lied to.
If our healthcare plan is approved, you will see real healthcare and premiums will start tumbling down. ObamaCare is in a death spiral!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 24, 2017
And, give the establishment a comedic gift, something that can easily be used for material on SNL.
Join me in congratulating @NASA's @AstroPeggy by using the hashtag #CongratsPeggy! Earlier today: https://t.co/z1pte6dgD0 pic.twitter.com/8AcmargFGP
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 24, 2017
Great, you’re all caught up.
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Not only the deep state have forced Trump back onto Twitter, he’s probably copying it from a teleprompter like a little spoon-fed baby Chelsea writing letters to presidents about ‘nazis’ at the age of 5.
Starting to look like Mike Judge’s comedy “Idiocracy” didn’t go far enough in its portrayal of an extremely stupid human race de-evolving.
Peggy doesn’t look like she wants to be there. I think she was told to go or find a new job. She has that corporate I have to do this my boss said so look.
You’ve got him pegged, Fly.
Bash Obama and ObamaCare. Bash MSM. Republican voters have been well trained for years by Fox and by Breitbart, to love to bash those. But Trump did come up with the ridiculous wall all on his own, apparently.
I doubt the Deep State is telling him what to say on Twitter. It’s the same demented clown brain dead Breitbart and Fox News watching stuff Trump’s always said.
But the MIC and Deep State are surely happy to take advantage of a demented clown president who watches TV all day, whenever they can. And it sure helps the MIC that bombs look good to people on TV, and that the TV people are so very impressed with bombs.
Reports say that Trump tends to agree with the last person he talked to. I guess the MIC people keep being the last people he talked to. Or else the MIC is influencing President Kushner, and Kushner is always the last person Trump talks to.
Fly, nice to see you’ve finally dropped the “9D chess” stuff and started calling this bullshit artist out his bullshit, it’s refreshing.
The nightmare keeps getting worse. The sad thing is, if given the chance to go back, I still couldn’t get myself to vote for Hillary.
Yes, I can understand that. The portrait of her painted by the Right Wing press like Breitbart and Fox is horrendous. And Trump voters naively believed it and still do. Breitbart fake news is what got us into this mess. The actual Hillary is a good person who has helped many people and served the public well all her life.
You are probably right and I probably made a mistake (I voted Green Party). She has done a lot but is tough to like, and has been in politics too long.
Trump’s idiocy has let the air out of populist movements throughout the World. I guarantee that Le Pen would have ended significantly higher were it not for the Trump experiment. He had the right message, but very wrong messenger.