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America Loves the Trannies, Especially as Oil Sinks

One of the silver linings of seeing our dear friends in Saudi Arabia go disheveled poor thanks to crude trading lower, is the joyous glee emanating out of America’s favorite sweetheart: the trannies.

The transport index is flexing its muscles today — geared higher by trucks.

Stocks like YRCW, SAIA, PTSI, NAV, OSK and ARCB are ejaculating with pleasure.

Bear in mind, there are two ways to win with the trannies (pun not intended).

1. Economic growth
2. Lower inputs (oil)

So the question now is, will you, finally, accept the fact that the trannies are an integral part of American society and take the plunge? Or, will you continue with your olde fashioned stubbornness, eschewing this wondrous sector because of personal beliefs?

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5 comments

  1. cancel19

    LOL! Good one Dr. Fly.

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  2. sarcrilege

    Beware, trannies are transitory.

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  3. derp

    Back in the 70’s no one had any fucking clue Mr Wheaties would chop his nuts off. Even if he was wearing short shorts and a Dorothy Hamill haircut

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    • ironbird

      So true. Have some kin that grew up in that era. Test tube on the human condition no doubt. Hard working hard playing and it does not compute with them. John Wayne in drag is fucking crazy.

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  4. heckler

    This trannie oil picture is the worst!

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