I hereby forgive Trump for nearly starting a World War with Russia, because he’s given me the war I’ve always wanted. Ever since I was a young boy in Brooklyn, I wanted to attack Canada, kinetically. My theory was brilliant: they’d never see it coming. Ergo, we could pillage all of the Northern Wastelands at our leisure, whilst canceling all of their MLB baseball franchises.
Trump was back on his FUCK NAFTA game today — declaring Canada to be an enemy of the state because of the crimes they’ve committed against our beloved dairy farmers in Wisconsin and NYS. Frankly, it’s disgraceful what the Canadians did — taking all of their cows and forcing them to piss milk for a fraction of the cost in the Canadian wastelands.
I’m not even going to research this delicious piece of rhetoric. I am simply going to let my emotions get the best of me here and permit my intuition to be my compass.
The Canadians will be stopped. Trump looked more pissed off today, because of those poor devils in Wisconsin, than he was at N. Korea for messing around with weapons of mass destruction. He means business.
Fuck you Canada. The day of the rake approaches with a feverish alacrity.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter