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Former Afghan President Accuses Current Regime of ‘Treason’ For Permitting America to Drop MOAB

Remember Hamid Karzai? That was Bush’s puppet in Afghanistan, post Taliban. Thanks to Karzai, Afghanistan’s opium production rose an impressive 20x under his rule — fulfilling an insatiable appetite for drug addled Americans in need of firm opiate-laced needles in their necks.

Now retired, Karzai is pissed off that the current Afghan ruler, Ashraf Ghani, permitted the United States to drop the MOAB on their ISIS loving asses, saying, “How could you permit Americans to bomb your country with a device equal to an atom bomb?If the government has permitted them to do this, that was wrong and it has committed a national treason.”

Ghani’s  answer to Karzai’s charges was, err, freedom: “Every Afghan has the right to speak their mind. This is a country of free speech.”

Clearly, Karzai doesn’t agree with Fox and Friends assertion that the MOAB is equal to freedom.

More from the former Afghan leader, calling the bomb ‘poison’ and bad for the environment — because ISIS is all about preserving a low carbon footprint.

Local villagers said they thought the end of the world was upon them, after the U.S. dropped a MOAB on the terrorists traversing underneath the ground in elaborate tunnels.

Via Daily Caller:
“The earth felt like a boat in a storm,” one villager told The Guardian. He continued, “My ears were deaf for a while. My windows and doors are broken. There are cracks in the walls.” Achin’s Mayor Naweed Shinwari said “my relatives thought the end of the world had come.”

“Last night’s bomb was really huge, when it dropped, everywhere, it was shaking,” one resident told Reuters. He characterized the strike as a “positive move” to rid the village of ISIS fighters. One man who lived two miles from the blast area told CNN “we were all scared and my children and my wife were crying. We thought it had happened right in front of our house.”

Freedom.

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5 comments

  1. vandamme

    I mean, it’s Afghanistan.

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  2. ironbird

    Would except opium dens legalized. Were since the beginning of time. If anyone someone could explain the fake news being in North Korea before ww3. The fucking DNC convention with the evil cunt from Hades at least dropped balloons with gnome vampire midgets dancing. Where are the gay little midgets dancing?

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  3. juice

    Small but overlooked detail in the MSM reporting of the underground tunnel system that was MOAB’ed — was built by the CIA for Osama bin Laden when he was fighting the Ruskies in the 1980’s.

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  4. sarcrilege

    Hmmm. Nice mushroom cloud. Surely could not be confused w/ nukes.

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  5. MoonshineDelight
    MoonshineDelight

    200,000 hectares is a lot of dope.

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