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4D Chess, World War Edition: Trump Says ‘We’re Not Going into Syria’

Apparently, Trump was merely exerted some multidimensional, intergalactic chess moves — in order to expose the neocon scum in America. Look for the arrest and permanent detainment of Bill Kristol, almost immediately, as part of Trump’s plan to make America great again.

Although I am upset that he waged war against Syria, I am happy that he permitted cooler headers, like General Mattis, prevail.

In an interview with Maria Bartiromo, scheduled to air tomorrow, the President said, “We are not going into Syria. But when I see people using horrible, horrible chemical weapons which they agreed not to use under the Obama administration, but they violated it…”

Taking a jab at the Obama administration, who said, emphatically, that they got rid of Syria’s chemical weapons program dating back to 2013, Trump said, “Hey look, what I did should have been done by the Obama Administration a long time before I did it. And you would’ve had a much better — I think Syria would be a lot better off right now than it has been.”

These statements should settle the waters inside Trump’s hardcore base — leaving them more time to create rare Pepe memes and quit lamenting over the feeling of grim betrayal.

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31 comments

  1. zombie

    FIG

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  2. sarcrilege

    Reverse psychology. As Putin said, another false flag on deck. Then Trump goes to Syria.

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  3. heckler

    Lol water polo in an infinity pool

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  4. Dr. Fly

    4,000DD INTERGALATIC SPEED FENCING.

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  5. ironbird

    Turning on kin fast is never smart. Unless the bastard is some libtard cuck Fredo.

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  6. s.k.

    What a reactionary dumbfuck administration. They can’t keep the course because he has no clue what he actually wants to do. Sure he is still in shock that he managed to win. Thank God someone with a brain seems to have taken over for the moment.

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  7. Dr. Fly

    Le Fly is famous.

    DEVELOPING…

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  8. s.k.

    Fly it would be nice if we could post pics in the comments section. I have a great one of Spicey right after he made the bold claim Hitler didn’t gas the Jews.

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    • ironbird

      What the cuck horseshit. You people are mental lepers.

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      • s.k.

        I don’t know shitchicken. Maybe he had just taken a red pill and was seeing history through “clear eyes”. I’m not surprised a slack-jawed Neanderthal like you didn’t know.

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        • ironbird

          How could anyone hold up thru constant libtard cuck fuckery trap questions. Without ever saying something a bit not right. According to libtard cucks fuckery of death cult fuck humanity horseshit . Go get a mirror Medusa. Look in it.

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          • s.k.

            When you put on your Velcro shoes do you lament the time you huffed the keyboard cleaner?

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          • s.k.

            Lament means regret btw. You ingrate. (Another big word).

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          • ironbird

            In Hell partial birth aborted babies will be eating your dog. Forever. Lament on that cuck.

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    • Dr. Fly

      We need to upgrade comments, agreed.

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  9. moosh

    If anything, my spider senses are tingling fucking isis lapped this shit up hook, line, sinker and are going to pay bigly.

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  10. ferd

    Fly, you are a fickle schoolgirl.

    Absent an imminent threat to the U.S., Mattis should have resigned rather than carry out unconstitutional orders to attack another nation without a declaration of war by congress.

    Rand/Gabbard 2020

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  11. sarcrilege

    OT: I was asking this same question the other day re Kushner: “The big question now that everyone is still asking about his son Jared is whether or not he will be able to separate his new job working for the people of the United States from his business interests, or if there will be conflicts of interest.”

    https://tinyurl.com/lnh79cm

    But I quess $250MM loan from Soros… no biggie. No conflict there at all…

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  12. MSGT HARTMAN

    The Krauts didn’t use gas in WWII in the field of battle. Anybody who picks up a history book or watches TV knows this. But the MSM is looking for any opening to skewer Trump.

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    • s.k.

      That’s nice but Spicey specifically said Hitler didn’t use chemical weapons against his own people. Nice try.

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      • MSGT HARTMAN

        0bama was always given the benefit of doubt and don’t pretend that didn’t happen. Keep your Doctor. A YouTube video caused “riots” in Benghazi. Bush ran illegal guns into Mexico without any tracking system in place. Lois Lerner never gave conservative groups a hard time before the 2012 election. 0bama never spied on Trump using the FBI, NSA or CIA.

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        • s.k.

          And Spicey called the concentration camps “Holocaust Center”. You can’t make this stuff up. It’s almost like he is an idiot. Almost. He’s really just redpilling everyone.

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          • MSGT HARTMAN

            Point on the doll where Spicer hurt you.
            Then there’s a dead BP Agent Terry and Ambassador killed by 0bamas stupid orders.

            The faux outrage over the next 8 years is going to be funny.

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  13. MSGT HARTMAN

    But Hitler did have plans to bulldoze Moscow flat and make it a lake.
    And America was to pay for it’s melting pot citizenry with slow death by starvation, murder and torture.

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    • s.k.

      That’s just your opinion. Spicey may have a word or two with you on that. When a senior level member of the administration puts Hitler on a pedestal in order to justify a war you can be confident we picked the best of the best.

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  14. john_galt

    After Putin told him to go play in the sandbox, for now.

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  15. lunaticfringe

    We are living in great times.

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