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Stocks Open Down Following Syrian Strikes — But Spirits Are Up

I’ve never seen such apathy amongst ardent Trump supporters, until now.

All of this, of course, is great news for democrats, since the loss of Trump’s base all but assures he’ll be a one term President. Nevertheless, lets see what the people are saying.

Paul Joseph Watson is off the Trump train.


Nigel Farage, British Russian spy, is concerned.


Never Trumper, neocon political strategist, Rick Wilson, reminds us who won, who always wins.


Professional liar, Brian Williams, practically jerks off to the scenes of cruise missiles being launched, en route to kill people. You have to see this.

And head neocon filth, Bill Kristol, is ecstatic, alongside McCain, Hillary, Tim Kaine, and all of the establishment war mongers that Trump, allegedly, eschewed.

And lastly, sagely advice by Dr. Farkas, Trump’s new bestie.

Stocks are slightly lower, off by 30. Defense stocks, like $GD, $OA, and $RTN, are higher — in addition to gold shares and bonds. I am 100% long $TLT aka The Ark. We’re gonna try this again.

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16 comments

  1. TJWP

    Yet another politician who has let me down massively.

    I’m with Fly on this, hang them all, most of us (the non-useless ones) would be just fine with no or minimal government.

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  2. stockslueth

    Trump has been body snatched.

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  3. anjingbauwau

    Bonds and gold have held their ON moves……. how long before Iran floats the blockade or mining of the straits of Hormuz response to the air strikes………

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  4. sarcrilege

    presidency was infiltrated and assimilated into the borg (((collective))). resistance was futile.

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  5. s.k.

    Trump steaks are the best steaks. You’ll never buy another steak again.

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  6. mushroomz

    Trump is blowing out the Russia narrative. He is getting his scotus in today. Tax cuts before the end of the year. MAGA.

    Crickets from bennyhill. Your laughable “impeachment before years end” is 100% off the table now.

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  7. juice

    Brian William ” .. we see these BEAUTIFUL pictures …”

    from the mouth of someone, when FAKE news wasn’t good enough, outright personal fabrication is the ticket

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  8. roundwego

    Fuck I had small hope that trump ego would go against soros. But the borg assimilates all. Destruction is the only path left. Same as it ever was.

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  9. the dude

    Brian seems to be rubbing himself under the desk. Don’t let him close to that pale young Jared.

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  10. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Why did we even vote. But to be honest there is no such thing as trust in Washington, they are all the same in the end. Enjoy the moar war.

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  11. hattery

    Obama Syria attack vs Trump Syria attack who wore it better?

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  12. hattery

    Hillary “I really believe we should have and still should take out Assad’s airfields and prevent them from bombing innocent people and dropping serin gas on them”

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