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10D WATERPOLO ALERT: TRUMP TOLD MEMBERS OF CONGRESS HE’S CONSIDERING MILITARY ACTION IN SYRIA

Aside from hating everything the degenerate left represents, my prime motive for hating Hillary was a belief that she represented neocon policies to wage war with Syria and Russia.

Well, CNN’s Dana Bash is reporting that our 10D water polo player, President Trump, is now considering military action against Assad.

Pray tell me, how does he expect to do that without starting World War 3 with Russia.

The silver lining in all this is the likelihood that Russia could capture Alaska and work military columns down to California, where they could reestablish their ancient colony and send everyone there back to Siberia for proper reeducation.

Either way, this is dreadful news for Trumpsters. Brace yourselves for neocon hell.

Hey, at least Bill Kristol is happy.

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41 comments

  1. nemesis

    Congrats Libtards!!!

    you win-

    OFF TO WAR

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    • sarcrilege

      Silver lining: mandatory conscription, draft and drag all fucking snowflakes out of their safe spaces and ship them to ME.

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      • cancel19

        Somehow we gotta make men out of these pink baby hat wearing pussys.

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  2. anjingbauwau

    Wait until you read the headlines about telling mr Xi… if you don’t bomb that little bastard in N. Korea we will..and also get the eff off the Scarborough shoals or we will set up our fleet there….

    other topics to press the Chinese leader on include…..stop currency manipulation and we are freezing your BNY USD accounts if you continue to finance/facilitate N. K’s nuclear missile build up…….

    http://www.breitbart.com/radio/2017/03/20/gordon-chang-u-s-unplug-chinese-banks-global-financial-system-theyre-helping-north-koreas-illicit-commerce/

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    • Dr. Fly

      WHAt are complaining about? You’re gonna get the war with Russia that you wanted. What did you think would come from all the anti Russia talk? Peace?

      Get your kids ready to serve, scumbag,

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      • Dr. Fly

        That was meant for ironturd.

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      • frog

        Did Ironturd want a war with Russia? No one wants a war with Russia here, that I remember. But I do know that Trump has never said anything less than glowingly positive about Russia– a brutal authoritarian state that is not our friend, although they are not our worst enemy– yet– either.

        Trump had been sounding so in love with Putin that one would have expected him to be okay with Putin annexing the U.S. as its territory. Now Trump’s apparently talking about going to war with Russia in Syria.

        But no one should be surprised. Trump is erratic, incompetent at the job of president, and not interested in learning about it– perhaps because he’s not smart enough in any area except real estate and self-promotion, to understand any other area.

        It’s reported that he tends to agree with the last person he spoke with, like he’s got untreated Attention Deficit Disorder or something. Seems like Kushner has now successfully made sure that he is the last person Trump speaks with, most of the time. Since he is part of the family, Trump has no objection.

        Trump is an amateur at government, who thinks he knows everything, so he listens to other amateurs who think they know everything– especially if they are family.

        Good bye President Bannon. Hello President Kushner. Am not sure which of the 2 would be worse. Neither knows anything about government, nor has any knowledge of, or respect for, the real world that citizens who are not part of the ,01% live in.

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        • sarcrilege

          Your reasoning ignores the fact that had Crooked Hitlery been elected, the bombs would be falling on Syria already. Our hope was that Trump would oppose the zionists within the deep state. We were duped.

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          • frog

            Her name is Hillary. And she did listen to neocons more than I would have preferred. I preferred Bernie in the primaries. But Hillary has always tried to be responsive to citizens, and we may have had a chance at getting her to become more peaceful and to listen less to neocons.

            Trump apparently is listening only to his relatives, who apparently are listening to neocons.

            She is not at all crooked. She has been investigated up the wazoo, and nothing was found. She has never been charged with a crime, much less found guilty. Breitbart and Fox have been lying about her constantly. Just because they make up stories about her “crookedness” does not make them true.

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        • ironturd

          Agreed, this is what “lack of experience” defaults to. Make America Gratuitously Average again.

          Then again, I’m an optimist, and truly believe that our democratic system and the culture of America will prevail against all odds. That and the oceans that protect us aren’t getting any smaller any time soon. What won’t kill us will inevitably make us stronger #exceptionalismforthewin

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      • ironturd

        To play like you didn’t know the risk of war or its equivalents would be higher with a completely un-hingeable Trump in power is either dishonest or plain ignorant. There are powerful diplomatic measures that could be taken now, but Trump has been anti-refugee and pro-Russia for so long he’s suddenly redpilling himself with a closer look at the facts and splooging his emotional response to this all over the media. It’s clear Assad pushed his luck with these actions, thinking “Trump is my ally”:

        https://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/17/world/middleeast/assad-donald-trump-syria-natural-ally.html

        Historically, T’rumps an insecure con man, so you’ve got what you paid for. We are all just a few generations of Americans enjoying a small respite from millennia of war and madness, and I wouldn’t be surprised he’s the one to go and ruin it all so he can get himself another purple star.

        And if I were to ever to be so lucky to have kids, I would make sure they have spurs of the HIGHest quality, rest-assured. The BEST spurs. Or just move to Australia, whichever is easier.

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        • sarcrilege

          WTF are you talking about? You could not see or feel a sarin false flag if it was rammed up your ass.

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          • frog

            Nor could anyone else here. None of us know for sure what happened over there in Syria, whether it was a false flag or not. Russia and Assad are plenty rich enough to afford to make deceptive videos with actors, “proving” that it was a False Flag attack.

            It’s just as likely that Assad himself did do the attack. That Assad, like Putin and various other leaders of nations, are testing the U.S. to see how much they can get away with, since we have a bumbling incompetent as our president.

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        • frog

          It’s hard not to be ignorant, even for a smart person. Like a teenager dating Mr. or Miss Wrong, because that person tells them what they want to hear, American voters believe lines of bs told to them by politicians running for election.

          It’s hard to know the truth. Most of us have been conned in some way or another, some time in our lives.

          And Trump had well funded Right Wing news organizations backing him up, acting as if he was telling the truth, acting as if he was God’s gift to the working class and middle class.

          The GOP is the party of the .01% wanting to rob the 99.99% blind, and send them off to war. But few people know this, because the GOP– with its .01% donors– can afford enough propaganda to convince voters to give them control of both Houses of Congress, the presidency, most state legislatures, and most governorships.

          And then they complain about “the mainstream media”– that is, the media that represents citizens who don’t control anything much at all in government.

          Right Wing propaganda factories like Breitbart, Drudge, and Fox ARE the mainstream media. They won almost all the elections for their owners and advertisers. So they obviously control public opinion. They probably knew they were sending us off to war the whole time, just like they sent us off to it with GW Bush.

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  3. ironturd

    So this has nothing to do with the fact that Trump is an impetuous clown driven by self-image and bravado? Neocon this, deep state that, blah blah blah, this is 3 months in with a billionaire beholden to no one.

    Next it will be “Jared Kushner, puppet master” and the Trump supporters will blame the Soros-paid Jewish guerrilla warrior class, but he can’t fire his dear Ivanka’s hubby. 2017 is going to be The Apprentice but with American lives actually getting fired. At, fired at. Or hellfired. Are you not entertained?

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    • sarcrilege

      (adjust mic) Wrong. A billionaire beholden to (((zionists)))).
      And (((Kushner))) stabbing his goy father-in-law in the back. Besides, that is the norm for the cabbalistic tribe that takes its moral directions from their crazy religious texts such as Torah, Talmud, and whatever other luciferian gibberish. The world would be at peace if all of you were like these guys here:
      http://www.nkusa.org/index.cfm

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      • ironturd

        Yea dude I mean I totally agree with all that obviously, can you just please pass me the pipe? Thanks, this is great shit.

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      • frog

        The Bible says some pretty crazy things too– things that American Christians pay no attention whatsoever to.

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        • sarcrilege

          Bible, Bhagavad Gita, Quran, Torah, Talmud, etc. – books written by men with agenda.

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          • ironturd

            Word. I mean, this is the state of iBankcoin right here, here is your target demographic now. *applause

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  4. s.k.

    Sold a bill of goods by a sleazy two bit salesman.

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  5. southernjam

    Relax Fly. Your sour experience with spilled coffee and subpar Apple products is making you ornery. Trump will never go to war. He thrives on reaction. He’s slowly converting all Bernie supporters and will cement this by NOT going to war in the end. By then the establishment will be cowering from the angry mob and we’ll be rewriting laws to allow presidents to serve till death do them part. It’s 369 degrees of snooker.

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  6. Dr. Fly

    Breaking: Pentagon discussing cruise missiles strikes against Assad with Trump.

    When have I been wrong about politics?

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  7. ferd

    Let him know what you think.

    https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/write-or-call

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  8. sarcrilege

    I am sad to say, but it is now becoming a fact that Trump has been beaten down by the zionists into submission. He is nothing now but an old, senile, orange puppet with a hand up his ass babbling neocon bullshit. Trump is now the epitome of Judas. Fail. You’re fired, asshole!

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  9. joshua

    I posted a couple months back that it would take 6 months for the Trump bloggers to flip. I was only a few months early.

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    • ironturd

      Did you see what loyalty gets you in the Trump WH? Supporters have to have their heads spinning now.

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  10. fryguy15

    But that’s impossible… Trump is a Russian spy **Liberal brain explodes**

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    • frog

      Liberal brains are very smart, on average, and do not explode easily. Trump seems to have gotten surrounded by Russian spies working to elect him, and then to influence him. Trump is not disciplined enough to be a spy himself. Since Trump is so clueless but has managed to get voted into power, he is always surrounded by people trying to influence him. Whoever wins his attention is the real president. For a while it looked like that was Bannon. Now it looks like it’s Kushner.

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      • fryguy15

        If you said that to me in person, I would punch you square in the mouth.

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        • frog

          The truth makes you angry, does it?

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          • derp

            You’re one stupid motherfucker. Own it.

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          • frog

            When people can’t think of a counter-argument to what I have to say, they often talk about punching me, or call me names. That’s how I know that I am right, and that they can not think of any counter-argument at all.

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  11. ironbird

    Damn. And those driver less cars were looking so promising.

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  12. kdog

    Everyone has their opinion. Mine was that Trump would get us into a war. The guy is a clown.

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  13. mensch

    There is only one party. The War Party.

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  14. juice

    just started digging my bunker

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  15. awanka

    Maybe there’s an 11th dimension we’re not seeing.

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  16. stockslueth

    I read recently that 71% of 17-24 year olds are unfit for military service. I can’t believe Trump is walking into this. Even mentioned something about a “Red Line” being crossed. I’m not sure the Republic can be saved at this rate.

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