Comrades,
Mother Russia has updated their voicemail message so that anyone could speak to a Russian hacker about election interference.
I think, as pragamatic individuals, we should acknowledge that Russia is truly in charge of all elections now, presently capable of infiltrating the thoughts of billions of people by way of fake news bots and hackers that are literally able to appoint leaders in any country they want.
Western powers are defenseless against these high tech magicians and have made it clear that they can do nothing to fend off these vipers, other than to bitch and moan about how diabolically savvy they are.
Think about it. Russia is able to install entire regimes without firing a single shot. They’ve truly revolutionized the ancient concept of aggressive imperialism, done in a very genteel and modern non violent way that only the Russians are capable of pulling off. Such hipsters.
Behold, the Russian Embassy in the U.K. has revealed their new voice mail message.
“You have reached the Russian embassy, your call is very important to us. To arrange a call from a Russian diplomat to your political opponent, press 1. To use the services of Russian hackers press 2. To request election interference, press 3 and wait until the next election campaign. Please note that all calls are recorded for quality improvement and training purposes.”
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April Fools Day
I wish they had done it for real, though; to show how ridicules the pinko bolshevik deep state is.
It’s April Fools Day everyday in Washington.
Funny
Hysterical! They are literally and figuratively laughing at us.
The only problem with this — “Think about it. Russia is able to install entire regimes without firing a single shot.” — and why the USA doesn’t employ this strategy, is that defeats the purpose of bilking the American tax-payer while lining the pockets of the MIC and their media vassals.
The US doesn’t employ this strategy? Pretty sure Hillary herself has been shown to have interfered in foreign elections.
Get ready. The “Accidental Explosion” has arrived. Unfortunately no April Fools.