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U.S. Futures Beat Down; Trump Agenda in Jeopardy of Getting Ryan’d

The reality is far different from the perception tonight. Traders are perceiving this as a risk off situation — since the healthcare bill fail is a symbolic beacon of GOP ineptitude. They’ve been trying to shill their way out of Obamacare for the past 7 years. You’d think Ryan and co. would have a better plan to pass a bill. I know leftards will simply chalk it up to more GOP bullshit, but one has to look at these events with a cynical eye and remember the GOP/DNC are really just one giant uniparty. The only person not invited to said party is Trump. In other words, if the conservatards really wanted Obamacare gone, they would’ve produced a bill that would’ve made it happen.

It’s like feigning to open up a pickle jar after one unenthusiastic twist, ceding to its might by saying ‘what did they glue this fucker shut? — I can’t open the darn thing’, before heading back to the teevee to watch the game and fill your fat fucking faces with nacho chips.

The GOP would rather watch the game and fill their fat fucking faces with nacho chips, than govern, if you catch my drift.

So this narrative speaks poorly for the other shit Trump wants to get done. As such, Nasdaq futs are off by 28, Dow off 83. The euro is up sharply v the dollar, +0.43% and the yen is soaring +0.9%.

Dr. Copper is off by 1.5% and gold is higher by 0.65%.

Asian markets are mostly uneventful, aside from the Samurai-less NIKKE, which is getting beat the fuck down by 1.55%.

European markets are indicating a -0.50% open.

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Greece Has ‘Reached Its Limits’, Can No Longer Take in Refugees

They’ll awfully appreciative of all the money the Bundesbank forwards to them — vis a vis the ECB — helping the great Spartans stay afloat amidst nationwide financial failure. But they can’t honor the Dublin agreement anymore. See, they like the agreement and think it’s just swell, but they simply cannot take in any more lads from war torn middled east.

They will, however, take in a morsel or two, symbolic persons of middle eastern decent, to show solidarity with their German friends.

Source: RT
“Greece is already shouldering a heavy burden,” Ioannis Mouzalas, the migration minister, said.

“We accommodate 60,000 refugees... and it would be a mistake to make Greece’s burden heavier by the revival of the Dublin agreement,” he said, also adding that Germany, the primary destination for most refugees, “wants countries where refugees arrive first to bear a large portion of the burden.”

Under the Dublin Regulation, the European state where the asylum-seeker first arrives in the EU is responsible for examining an asylum claim. Refugees are fingerprinted in their first country of arrival to ensure irrefutable evidence of their entry.

However, rights groups warn that imminent transfers from other EU countries back to Greece in line with the regulations are likely to cause more refugees than ever to go underground in western European countries, as many are desperate to stay there because of family links or successful attempts to start a new life. The scheme also adds even greater pressure to existing refugee facilities in Greece and beyond.

Asked if Athens is ruling out implementation of the Dublin Regulation, Mouzalas answered in the affirmative, adding, “I want the Germans to understand that this is not because of political or ideological reasons, or failure to appreciate Germany’s assistance.”

“Greece simply has no capacities to cope with additional arrival of refugees,” he said. “We’ve just pulled ourselves together, so please, don’t make us falter again.”

At this stage, Mouzalas said, Greece is ready to accommodate only a small number of refugees as a symbolic gesture, showing “that we’re not opposed to the Dublin agreement.” Greece “reached its limits” and “we can’t bring in a single refugee,” he reaffirmed, appealing “to the common sense of Europe.”

Hahahaha, fucking Greeks. What did you expect, Europe?

In other news, insane amounts of refugees are being rescued by Italy on a daily basis.

Over the past weekend alone, 1,200 migrants were picked up on crowded boats and dinghies — bringing the grand total of migrants rescued by Italy this year up to 22,000. An astounding 520 have died trying to make the cross.

“If the government does not decide to put a brake on these NGO boats, we will find ourselves overrun by tens of thousands of African immigrants by the end of the year,” lawmaker Paolo Grimoldi said.

Last year, Italy saw a record number of migrants entering the country, upwards of 200,000. Since 2014, more than 500,000 migrants have been absorbed into Italy. Sadly, last year alone, more than 5,000 perished trying to make the journey. That’s about 14 people per day.

Europe is finished.

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Alex Jones Delivers… A Whole Lot of Nothing

He used the pizzagate hashtag to draw attention to a 20 minute video shedding a light on child trafficking and pedophilia. While this is a pressing issue that should ensnare all guilty parties onto the end of a gibbet, it had nothing to do with the delicious pizza at Comet Ping Pong.

Here was his bullshit video.

Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

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Report: Trump Handed Merkel €300b NATO Bill During D.C. Meeting

The Times of London is reporting President Trump actually had his staff calculate the amount of money Germany owed NATO, dating back to 2002, and then he handed it to her. That’s equal to telling her to fuck herself, now pay me.

Being the businessman that he is, Trump even added interest to be past due amount.

A German minister called the move “outrageous”.

The unnamed minister said: “The concept behind putting out such demands is to intimidate the other side, but the Chancellor took it calmly and will not respond to such provocations.”

During the meeting, anyone could see there was tension in the air, with Trump exuding negative body language towards the German leader. If this report is true, one has to appreciate the balls swinging from the President. I’m sure the left will view this as another example of Trump being crazy. I date posit, sometimes crazy is a necessary tool to create the environment for change.

If, of course, you’re quite pleased with status quo, then this sort of report makes you want to join Antifa and start shooting up heroin before anti Trump rallies. Either way, we’re living during the most interesting times.

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Fresh Off an Apology to Comet Ping Pong, Alex Jones Promises ‘Biggest Pizzagate Revelations’ Yet

I suppose he was using the public apology as a honeypot to lure normies into this realm, only to later redpill them on John Podesta’s affinity for walnut sauce.

Jone is promising to bring the fire at 4:00ct. Or, he’s just meming around — attention whoring — in order to sell some water filters to the masses.

Either way, IT’S HAPPENING.

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Fed’s Bullard is Against Anymore Rate Hikes for 2017

While we were all rejoicing over the GOP saving Obamacare on Friday, Fed’s Bullard said some pretty crazy things, such as not wanting to hike anymore for 2017.

His views conjoin with Fed’s Kashkari, who wants to discuss winding down the Fed’s balance sheet before hiking. I mean, that makes sense right? Wind down the balance sheet before your hikes incur actual losses on your own balance sheet is not a very outlandish thing to do. Alas, the Fed is run by a crazy woman — but opposition is starting to materialize.

“I think it is potentially overkill,” the St. Louis Fed president said Friday, referring to the central bank’s projection for future rate increases. “It’s not necessary to raise rates that quickly if the goal is to keep inflation near target and keep unemployment between 4.5 and 5 percent,” he told reporters in Memphis, Tennessee.

“We do not need to be preemptive in this situation,” Bullard said. “Some of my colleagues seem to think you really have to get out in front with a faster pace of rate increases in order to keep inflation and unemployment where they are. I don’t think you have to do that. I think you can take much more of a wait-and-see posture.”

Unfortunately, Bullard isn’t a voting member this year, so he words aren’t meaningless fodder. In the event sanity crept back into the Fed and a more easy policy persisted, that would be very bullish for gold, oil and other commodities.

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Colonel Shaffer: “I Believe This is Much Worse Than Watergate”

The noose is tightening Obamafags. While you occupy yourselves by injecting heroin into your scrawny arms at one of your Antifa meetups, AG Sessions is preparing the groundwork to end the legacy of King Obama — sending him barreling towards a scandal far greater than anything Nixon ever did — crushing and poleaxing any hopes of rejuvenating the broken status of the democratic party.

Here’s Tony Shaffer, former senior intelligence officer at the CIA, saying that the wiretapping scandal against Trump is ‘orders of magnitude’ worse than Watergate — alluding to Bob Woodward’s comments made earlier this week describing the offenses as being ‘felony level’ crimes that might wreak havoc throughout the former Obama administration.

“This incidental, it’s accidental on purpose.’

The unmasking of Trump and his cohorts means they specifically targeted him and his team. The political appointees at the CIA, aka black hats, aren’t laughing anymore.

Meanwhile, continue to bask in your Obamacare victory. I’m certain the people will appreciate it going forward — as it cascades and cracks asunder amidst financial failure in the near term.

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Anti-Trump vs Trump Supporters Throw Down in Cali

The clash between antifags and Americans has commenced, starting with low level violence.

Trump supporters chant USA and waive evil flags. What Nazis.

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Trump Rally in Philly Canceled; ANTIFA ‘Celebrates’

A peaceful pro Trump rally was underway in Philly this afternoon, but was soon canceled after ANTIFA anti-democratic, anti-American thugs converged on the scene — clashing with Philly cops, who unlike those in Berkeley, showed no problem cracking heads when deemed appropriate.

And here was the fledgling pro Trump rally that was canceled due to security concerns.

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Alex Jones Acquiesces to Alefantis, Broadcasts Apology to Comet Ping Pong for Covering Pizzagate

The head conspiracy theorist has surrendered to a cadre of heavy hitting D.C. lawyers, employed by the humble pizza parlor keeper, James Alefantis.

Earlier this week, Alefantis’ former gay lover, David Brock from Media Matters and Shareblue, suffered a heart attack. Today, Alex Jones had a change of heart, especially in light of recent events that has placed Infowars.com in Facebook’s fake news genre and Adroll refusing to do business with him — likely due to his political leanings and fake news label, placed on him by the leftist media.

Here’s Jones apologizing several times to James Alefantis and Comet Ping Pong and anyone else he might’ve offended.


This video is, all of a sudden, trending on Youtube — #28 and rising.

It’s over.

Here is one of the more prominent Pizzagaters, David Seaman, responding to Jones’ apology.

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