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Alex Jones Acquiesces to Alefantis, Broadcasts Apology to Comet Ping Pong for Covering Pizzagate

The head conspiracy theorist has surrendered to a cadre of heavy hitting D.C. lawyers, employed by the humble pizza parlor keeper, James Alefantis.

Earlier this week, Alefantis’ former gay lover, David Brock from Media Matters and Shareblue, suffered a heart attack. Today, Alex Jones had a change of heart, especially in light of recent events that has placed Infowars.com in Facebook’s fake news genre and Adroll refusing to do business with him — likely due to his political leanings and fake news label, placed on him by the leftist media.

Here’s Jones apologizing several times to James Alefantis and Comet Ping Pong and anyone else he might’ve offended.


This video is, all of a sudden, trending on Youtube — #28 and rising.

It’s over.

Here is one of the more prominent Pizzagaters, David Seaman, responding to Jones’ apology.

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27 comments

  1. BenCBrainard

    Sad!

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  2. Dr. Fly

    NOT NICE!

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  3. southernjam

    Never thought I’d see the day. My head is spinning from all of the happenings!

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  4. sarcrilege

    Can somebody here with a twatter account send a strobe tweet to David Brock and put him out of his misery?
    (p.s. I don’t have a cell phone that twats; otherwise I’d do it myself)

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  5. sarcrilege

    Jones apologizing – so here you go girls, it’s not true until it’s denied. This should be enough evidence that pedogate is real.

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  6. ironbird

    Everything is fake news.

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  7. moosh

    I thought he already did all of this mumbo jumbo?

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  8. small pleb

    Jones did the right thing. You can’t make claims without verifiable sources. Apart from his fiduciary responsibility to protect his organization from libel and slander, the decent thing is to apologize when you or your employees have made claims that lack sources.

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    • ogphi

      I would say to suck my dick, but you might find that attractive, So I will not say that. And in retrospect, I would not want any Man to admire/desire my manhood. So, I guess that I would rather you acquire a brain to replace the empty space inside that odd shape on the top of your semi/human body you look at every day. Actually, how do you get through any day? You know deep down inside that you have ZERO value to anyone other than your Mother. And maybe even she doesn’t like your ugly ignorant ass.

      So, what say you?

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      • joshua

        What’s the phrase you gentleman love? Triggered, that’s it.

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      • small pleb

        You completely misunderstand what I said. I will elaborate.

        Also, I should say that if I had watched David Seaman’s video first, I probably wouldn’t have posted a comment here at all – troubling.

        You don’t win the Super Bowl as a coach by losing control of your emotions and running on the field to punch a referee. You win by controlling yourself and playing the game within the rules and allowing your passion to drive your excellence in crushing your opponent.

        Look at what Jones is doing and more importantly, what Jones ISN’T doing.

        Jones has removed videos related to this person *that weren’t sourced*.

        There are defamation laws against that. That’s a fact, whether you like it or not.

        Has Jones removed *all* videos about Pizzagate??

        Hardly.

        Jones still has his video with Joe Rogan discussing Pizzagate at length. Brutal and in depth discussion that makes it extremely clear what he thinks.

        “Alex Jones & Joe Rogan Breakdown PizzaGate Pedophile Cult” – https://youtu.be/PJedhZjJlUQ

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  9. joshua

    Only have to apologize when there’s a chance of legal trouble. They all backpedaled when a dude walked in to an “edgy” on purpose pizza place with a gun. Guess they could have just checked building schematics for the underground tunnels beforehand. He should apologize for the lizard people rants instead. That turned at least 8 Americans from level 3 retards to level 2 retards….. I actually admire Alex Jones now to be honest. I never quite understood his business back in the day. I had no clue how much money he made making shit up and feeding it to people. Here’s the game. You say plenty of stuff that is correct and makes sense, get people engaged. Then you feed them some absurdity once they’re engaged. They’ve now gotten hooked, and feel that all mainstream media is lying (mostly is) and now there’s only one brand of “news” they will consume. Then they’re a customer for life. You can sell them water filters, fucking brain enhancing dirt pills, dick enlargers. Sandy hook conspiracies, lizard people, fucking weather control, whatever the fuck you want. Checkmate.

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    • ogphi

      Wait a minute their Aristotle. Are you saying us piss ants can actually effect the climate?? Wow, I wish I had your imaginary info to mock. Please show any and all.I am open to any conversation for any length of time.

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      • derp

        I see you’ve met Joshua. One of the resident fuckfaces that spew verbal diarrhea

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      • joshua

        Ogphi got that triggered snowflake disease. He could cause a blizzard on a Hawaiian beach.

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      • moosh

        What planet are you from?

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  10. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Ha Ha Ha. Funny how the threat of a can’t lose lawsuit squeezes a truth turd out of a loud mouthed fat asshole. And you played knuckleheads still are buying the bullshit. Pathetic.

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  11. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Some fun reading about your Pizza God…

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/03/24/the-self-proclaimed-publicity-whore-and-fired-jezebel-intern-running-point-on-pizzagate.html

    Jones, Seaman, how about Rosie Ruiz?

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  12. soupbone

    The man has thrown his career away and much of what he identifies himself with, his contacts, his work. They must have him by the balls big time.

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