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U.S. Issues Airplane Electronics Ban in 8 Muslim Countries

Not all muslims blow up airplanes. But all airplanes that have been blown up have been done by muslims. Ergo, the Trump administration has ordered that any electronic device larger than a cellphone must be stowed away in the luggage, so that it might blow up there and instead of inside the cabin where people might get hurt.

Eight airports, all within Muslim countries, have fallen victim to the latest spate of Trump’s neo racism,

Here are the guidelines. Those who do not adhere to these rules shall not be permitted to fly into the United States.

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8 comments

  1. infinitezuul

    “This is exactly the type of inconvenience I would expect from Adolf Hitler himself.”

    – NYT

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  2. ericbakerbruce

    The prince has a brown m&m stuck on his right cheek.

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  3. skulduggery

    Is this 4-D chess?

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  4. badduck

    I am literally shaking rn.

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  5. heaterman

    Given this probably stems from intelligence gathered by Catholics In Action, I would surmise it is just common sense rather than 4d chess.
    From the reaction of a few people, you would think they’d been told to sever their right arm….

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  6. Marc David

    Dumb logic. But did you expect more? I hope they upgrade the movies on the flights.

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  7. Dr. Fly

    Why couldn’t the iPads blow up in the cargo bay?

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  8. sarcrilege

    That makes perfect sense to me because muslims who blow up planes are too dumb to fly out from any other country but the ones on the list. A1 for TSA, etc.

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