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Remember When Pelosi Said She Didn’t Meet with the Russian Ambassador? SHE LIED

The good folks at iBankcoin, in conjunction with the grande recursive order of the knights of the lambda calculus, hereby demand a thorough and swift investigation into Rep. Pelosi’s dealings with the Russians.

Just today, in an interview with Politico, she said she had never met with the Russian Ambassador. Later it was revealed, she in fact lied and had met with him.

When will the madness end?

If found guilty, we wish to reinstate public hangings so that future generations will learn the expensive cost of treason is in fact paid for in blood.

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51 comments

  1. ericbakerbruce

    That’s bennyhill at the head of the table. To his immediate left is traderconfessions with peaches to his left. Immediately after this photo was taken,a gang bang occurred. The video is on pornhub.

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    • dopefeller

      Immediately after this photo was taken, a gang bang occured in ericbakerdick’s house while he was at a nationwide pro-trump rally in Mesa, AZ. Trying to find that video on pornhub.

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    • heaterman

      Question is… who was the banger and who was the bangee?

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  2. ironbird

    Welcome to Californication. Infant death cult leaders never lie. The pussy hats are in control now and forever. Prepare to be castrated. This not Commie at all. We must stand up to the Russians. We must obey. Get used to it.

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    • dopefeller

      Get out of california, ironturd. Am sure you will find plenty of racist fucks for company in one of the flyover states. We do not need/want the likes of you.

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  3. heckler

    I was on to all this Russian shit early. But now that I’m a trump supporter I hope he concocts a plan and wiggles free.

    I remember looking around in high school saying we need a new, new deal. We have fucking dams failing! Bridges where you could literally chip off small chunks with a spoon (extra Shawshank).

    Let Russia be Russia. I don’t want kids to have to start practicing air raid drills. Fuck Ukraine. If Putin starts fooling around past a few more countries deep maybe we have to respond. But right now there’s no reason to be poke the shirtless Bear.

    Unless of course Trump did it. I guess I’d take my possible losses for the opportunity to witness that shit show.

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    • ironbird

      Hey dude. We are doing a public service to these East Coast dudes. They have no clue how crazy it really can get. The West Coast is straight up pussy hat Commie to the bone. Bump into a chick in Washington State and pay child support for life. On ten other dudes kids.

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      • cancel19

        Russian mail order brides are sooo goood and they aren’t wannabe dicks like the “American” girls are. They’ll even cook a delicious meal for their Man! Extra Stolichnaya!

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        • heckler

          You guys are both right. Foreign language profs at UW (i.e. from over seas) are way better than than local breed these days. Even my illegal Mexican neighbor is at least fit and dresses sexy on the daily.

          American scorpian women are bunk 75% of the time, every time

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      • jacksonhole

        State full of Madonna’s. Holy shit can’t imagine.

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    • moosh

      Notice how the Russian bullshit continues to be a front? Get things done benefiting Americans all the while playing the media/loserlibs into yet another trap where they are just playing politics for themselves.

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  4. dopefeller

    There is a difference between official meetings and closed door (the backdoor entry into Trump tower varietal) debauchery.

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  5. dopefeller

    Keystone pipeline project exempt from “Buy American” requirements. ENJOY!

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    • heckler

      Yeah just heard about this. Apparently Wilbur “Monocled Monopoly Man” Ross has interests in foreign steel.

      Swampy as the Crocodile Hunters ass knee deep in muddy marsh.

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      • heckler

        And I was just at subway. Full grown ass men making sandwiches for some fucked hourly wage. No wonder our culture is entirely bankrupt. A man needs to feel like he’s doing more than serving up food to some chick in yoga clothes you obviously hasn’t been to the gym in a grip

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        • moonshot

          They are doing way more, serving Subway’s soy parties they call “chicken” to unsuspecting men as part of the de-masculinization of America.

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      • dopefeller

        35 projected fulltime jobs gone. IronTurd will project this as 35000 jobs lost because of liberals controlling the state of california.

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      • moosh

        Did you see where $CX (Mexican cement CO) will gladly build the wall?lol. Back to wheelin and dealin days.

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        • moonshot

          I’m imagining their pitch. “I’ll build you a great wall. No holes or tunnels. Very secure. You can trust us.”

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      • jbran

        The pipe for Keystone was purchased before 2015, when OB vetoed it. It has been sitting on the ground. That is how government fucks over companies.

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    • anjingbauwau

      Canadian Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale said on Twitter that allowing non-U.S. steel was “important for companies like Evraz Steel,” a local subsidiary of Russia’s Evraz PLC, which had signed on to provide 24 percent of the steel before Keystone XL’s rejection by Obama.

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    • longrun

      Hey douchefeller,

      It’s Keystone TransCANADA. We have already bought the pipe. Suck on it

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  6. masteroneass

    Fake Picture! Photoshopped like Stalin did back in the day. She was not really there. All documents are fabricated. Solid evidence is required.

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  7. vandamme

    She was under oath with Politico???

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    • ericbakerbruce

      Is a lie any less of a lie if you are not under oath?

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      • vandamme

        Are you serious? Do you know how laws work?

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        • ericbakerbruce

          Legally there may be a difference but not morally or ethically.

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          • vandamme

            Morals? Lol. Cute.

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          • ericbakerbruce

            I know- it’s hard for immoral people such as yourself and dopefeller to understand.

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          • vandamme

            Hey maybe God will save your soul one day too, right? Snicker…

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          • ericbakerbruce

            Last I checked, one can be a moral and ethical atheist.

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      • dopefeller

        LOLLL… Lookup the not-under-oath lies (yes, lies that are being proven) from your dear leader about his personal Russian conversations. Dig deeper and you can see a web of possible fraud. Never mind, you’ve been busy attending the 10-person pro-Trump rallies in Mesa, AZ while your wife gets homo gang banged and golden showered by russian whores.

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    • moonshot

      When Sessions was under oath, he did not lie. The question asked was about Trump campaign surrogates or intermediaries having an ongoing exchange of information with Russian operatives in the course of the campaign. Franken was specifically referring to the CNN fake news story about the Golden Shower blackmail that was thoroughly debunked.

      In that context, Sessions said he had no knowledge of those activities, he did not communicate with the Russians, and cannot comment on the story.

      Sorry but meeting with the Russian ambassador, once in a large group and once privately, does not make his denial of being part of a fake news conspiracy story untrue.

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  8. probucks

    fuck this story. the dems jumped the shark long ago.

    let’s make money.

    when the fuck is VIX going to normalize/mean-revert?

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  9. dopefeller

    Ironturd’s dear leader –

    “”I don’t think Ivanka would do that inside the magazine. Although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her.””

    “Women have one of the great acts of all time. The smart ones act very feminine and needy, but inside they are real killers. The person who came up with the expression ‘the weaker sex’ was either very naive or had to be kidding. I have seen women manipulate men with just a twitch of their eye — or perhaps another body part.”

    “@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.”

    “You know, it doesn’t really matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

    “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”

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    • jacksonhole

      He should be executed for these statements.

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      • dopefeller

        Other way round. Ironturd will show utmost respect to his dear leader via a deep throat to Jared Kushner

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    • heckler

      consciously or unconsciously

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    • moosh

      You picked out of millions of words said as a private citizen (no politician) some quotes that maybe were playing around. Good job. You never said anything flambouant you thought even jokingly ever in your whole life?

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  10. longview

    POTUS has a great moment to score a win, but blows it because he cannot resist the temptation to be a sarcastic d**k. SAD!

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  11. ironbird

    dopefeller is a Butch. Relax and then take some more hormones. Calling people racist is pathetic even if you are confused.

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  12. stockslueth

    Pelousy is old and addled, she remains in Washington for the power, influence and relevancy. It’s well past her time to leave but she can’t let go.

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    • moosh

      When politics is your religion and most prolific job ever, what do you expect? To not solve anything ever in order to play more politcs to stay in power, be on teevee, get more botox, go against everything the potus lays out…you know, help America.

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  13. jonny

    Russia’s man in Washington is fucked. This story is not going anywhere, it’s just the beginning.

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  14. heckler

    Alright guys I’ve been doing a little more research this morning. I’ve found some interesting things.

    Here’s an eerily long timeline of Trump’s involvement with Russia:
    https://medium.com/@themexican/trumps-russian-connections-a-handy-timeline-d5a820ee1ac5#.mtw3xoduh

    Next – I’m hearing that our billionaire friend Wilbur Ross has quite a few ties with the Russian oligarch businessmen who own that fucked country and work under Putin.

    And apparently one of those oligarchs who’s in the fertilizer business was flying around all over the US during the campaign and mysteriously his plane kept showing up at the same airports as Trump’s, over and over.

    I’m trying to access the site DCReport.org for the details but the site is currently down -suffering from either too much traffic or another hack of some sort.

    Fly it would be great if you looked around and summarized some of this information as it continues to pile up…?

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  15. heckler

    Graham is getting roasted on a spit right now on CNN

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