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Happy Friday: Markets Look Like Complete Crap

NASDAQ futures are off by 7. For the week, I’d had my brains boxed and my zinc dick chopped off by the winds of fury. My gains for the year topped out at +18% and now stand at around +11.5%. That’s all fine and well, as I was deserving of a comeuppance with all of the shit I was talking. Not only have I been, sanctimoniously, passing judgment upon others for their idiot beliefs, I’ve been bragging about my apparent invincibility.

As such, the Gods, the evil Gods, have forsaken me and kicked me into a well filled with homosexual alligators.

Nevertheless, “The Fly” presses on. He plods and presses, laughs and then cries, to the minstrel melodies of life.

The CAC is down 1%, and the Eurostoxx 50 off by 0.5%.

Copper is down 1% and gold is flat and zinc is plunging by 2.4%

The dollar is slightly higher (+0.16%) v the euro and the 10yr is off by 4bps to 2.41%.

Enjoy your early losses, assholes.

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9 comments

  1. mr.wiggles

    Tuesday we’ll rip higher.

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  2. mr.wiggles

    ibank needs to get on Snap! Enough already.

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  3. mr.wiggles

    $DE dropped the fuckin mic today. Not many people talking about that.

    bullish on this market…big league.

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  4. infinitezuul

    Fake News

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  5. traderconfessions

    Losses are your muse. You know that.

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  6. ironturd

    Make losses great again

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  7. bubbles

    Opex! Opex everywhere!

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  8. dmfracer

    I went long $TLT calls during this rally and am now being green-pilled with cash as $SPX stalls and buyers snap up bonds just in case. Trading acct at….hang on, let me check….80.1%-ytd.

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