Another sublime opening for the market of Trump. Stocks are careening higher based off reports that China will cut steel production, amongst other things. Plainly, investors are optimistic and believe Trump is pragmatic.
My interminable winship has shattered the self esteems of my maudlin detractors. The enemies within my halls have been exposed and their cerements stripped bare — beaten and then whipped again — as a reminder that to bet against The Fly is equal, all things considered, to committing financial suicide.
With today’s 3% gains, I’ve plastic manned my position to +17%. Bear in mind, this is much better than your gains and I’ve done it with a lot more style, poise and grace.
I commit these greats acts of financial literacy for the benefit of all those who read me, liberal and conservative alike. I will not shatter my trophy in half in order to share in the glory, however. I was raised on hard rocks, pressed against the wall many times. I’ve fought my way out of riots and mayhem, bullets whizzing pass my brain en route towards a summer fling. It’s relevant that I tell you these things, so that you know — you can never take anything away from me.
“The Fly” has never been more magnanimous. My apparent and abundant winship is second to none. A restive animalistic hysteria lied deep beneath the surface, dormant for all of 2016. It’s alive now, unchastened from the bonds of civility.
A forlorn supplication will do you no good.
I ascribe to a savage confederate form of warfare, no quarter, only the black flag.
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“I’m Mr. Meseeks, look at me!” LOL Love your avatar.
This blog entry is a classic.
That was beautiful. Unadulterated poetry.
“A forlorn supplication will do you no good.”
Dr. Fly a master at prose.
I have not seen this since the 80’s-90’s.
Basic investing wins here. Buy 3-5 or more stocks…earnings winners. If it is a dog today it will still be a dog in a month.
You will likely nail a 50%-100% winner from your picks, dump the losers.
Short if you want to die.
Such rant means only one thing: the top is near
You’ve been calling the top since 1955. I think it’s time to toss a log on the fire, make a hot cup of apple cider, and buy some stocks.
The market wouldn’t be a market without you
DIE IN A FIRE.
retail trading noob
not retail
The difference between Fly and his detractors is the detractors actually take gains while Fly likes to ride them back down to a loss. As we can see from the conclusion of Fly’s last employment there is similarity with General Flynn’s career, just careening about from place to place punctuated by the occasional perp walk .
Prove it.
Your GDX trade last year. You sold at the bottom last December.
sold for tax losses, jack ass. read the blog again. I did much better with UEC, up 70% from basis.
Also how did your FCX short go? LOL. You trade like an amateur Fly. No wonder you switched to political rants.
I lost very little on the FCX short. Go look again.
Wait a second, you don’t mean to say you’re trading record is flawless do you?
If so, show us all your track record.
You guys are all bitches unless you are 100% long SVXY or XIV right now. Balls out and about, free to the elements, screamin “thug life, fuck the world” to the macro winds.
Easier trade. More gains.
VIX is up today asshole.
And so is SVXY.
Magic!!
Go learn how a futures curve works…
or be a man..
and buy.
Your top was raped face down on the concrete about half an hour ago.
I endorse XIV.
I’m not gonna sit here and argue with your trading chops.
Some things are beneath me even.
Especially if we’re on the same page here.
We should unite, if only for the afternoon, to kill these hounds.
I concur. Calling a top with this many weasels running around calling tops is a tell tale sign of a coward with his hands in his pockets, clutching onto nickels, woefully in denial of reality.
If I buy XVI now, it will go down. My shit luck is really that bad!