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THE GLORIOUS OROVILLE DAM FAILURE IS GREAT FOR STOCKS

Some are thinking the damn failure is a result of God himself — attempting to cleanse and punish the reviled people of California with ravaging waters of vengeance. I simply view this event as an opportunity to make money. Although macabre and totally in line with a sociopathic behavior disorder, I feel zero empathy for the 200,000 people being evacuated — due to engineering failure on part of the cucks from the Department of Water Resources.

Seriously speaking here, in light of this unbelievable failure in our infrastructure, do you think this increases or decreases the likelihood that Trump will be able to jimmy a major infrastructure bill through Congress?

You can bet on it. For each gallon of water that passes by that idiot dam, $1 is added to the bill.

I like $CLF, $TECK, $HBM and $VEDL on this ‘news.’

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Here’s a live stream of the dam failure. Enjoy.

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7 comments

  1. infinitezuul

    Maybe The Wall [paid for by Meheeco] should be a dam instead? That Rio Grande has been flowing unabated for too long now. Let’s clog that sucker up and get some electricity out of this wall. We will also need about one thousand square miles of landmines – on the Meheecan side.

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  2. mr.wiggles

    Kinda strange that it’s not getting more coverage. All the media outlets seem preoccupied bashing Trump.

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  3. heckler

    They only had how many dry empty dam years to fix this fucker?

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  4. sarcrilege

    Broken windows anyone?

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  5. stockslueth

    California regulators want to extend statewide drought restrictions despite wet winter. I can understand the need to conserve water but this makes no sense.

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  6. og

    I’m glad I can flush my toilet after ever piss again.

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