I read some scandalous leaks from deep within the crevasses of the Trump White House, some very alarming.
According to Huffpo and NYT, Trump actually walks around the White House at night in a fucking robe. Can you believe this guy? Literally Hitler. Also, while in this so called robe, he watches news…too much of it. God damn it, what’s next, reading books?
One of the biggest revelations is his displeasure with Air Force One’s hand towels. They’re too hard. Actually, I can’t blame him for that. No one likes hard hand towels, not even liberals.
Lastly, and the biggest shocker of them all, he doesn’t like to read long monotonous briefings. He prefers condensed versions, drafted in bullet points — an obvious sign of mental illness.
Nice work Huffpo/NYT
Moving on, speaking to a room filled with Sherrifs this morning, Trump updated them on the wall, which Mexico will be paying for, saying ‘the wall is being designed right now.’
If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on TwitterPresident Trump: The wall is getting designed right now…pic.twitter.com/rTHHRmUuXX
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) February 8, 2017
Mentally Ill Liberal: “Walls don’t do anything because ladders and tunnels. There is NO WAY to stop ladders and tunnels. They are the most powerful forces on earth. I have a ladder at home myself, actually.”
True. Ladders are unstoppable
As to walls… Did The Fly ever begin a position in $MAGS?
I think they use perimeter system to see them approaching with ladders.
Are you implying ladder ban or ladder tax? National ladder association will be up in arms (or rungs?)
…also boats that get around the wall.
Rim shot
How I long for the day when The Donald decides to respect an independent judiciary. I like some of his policy, but someone needs to explain that there is process involved, not just shouting and name calling. If I want shouting and name calling I just read The Fly’s silly shit.
The problem is that not all judiciary is independent. Obama spent 8 years politicizing everything he could, including the Judicial Branch. Just look at Kagan. She looks exactly like Lena Dunham. And Sotomayor? Clearly an illegal.
Does anyone know how big the tank traps are going to be? America’s Maginot line! I think the Latin Americans will come through Belgium.
So, just to understand, if you agree they are constitutional scholars and if you don’t they are stooges for the Dems?
Scalia was a greasy old windbag shouting about freedom but only for the men. Women must do what the rancid Evangelist men tell them to do. Or my personal favorite, poor blacks cannot get abortions to accompany the no help they get from Scalia piss ants in congress. That’s one way to keep the corprate prisons with lots o’ customers.
We need all these judges so they can discuss different points of view and then decide. Even the ones the opiate addled Trump supporters don’t like.