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The Clinton Losses Continue: Hillary’s Son In Law’s Hedge Fund Closes Up Shop

Chelsea Clinton’s husband was a hedge fund manager, until today. Marc Mezvinky’s Eaglevale lp, after years of rancid performance, has decided to close up shop and return their investors money back to them, one of which includes Goldman’s Lloyd Blankfein.

The fund had been reeling ever since its retarded bet on Greece, which caused their Greek opportunity fund to draw down 48% a few years ago.

Since then, Marc was, allegedly, using his powerful inlaws to further his schemes — abusing ties with the Clinton Foundation to raise assets.

In all, Eaglevale had nearly $400m in assets. Naturally, Eaglevale had offices in NYC, but enjoyed the tax exempt status of the Cayman Islands.

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11 comments

  1. infinitezuul

    Clinton Global Initiative shuts down. This dickhead’s fund shuts down. Clinton Foundation on the ropes.

    HMMMM WHAT WAS HILLARY PLANNING ON DOING WITH THE OVAL OFFICE?

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    • sarcrilege

      > ” This dickhead’s fund shuts down. ”

      Hmm, could not possibly happen to a nicer and more honest Jew.

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  2. ericbakerbruce

    Wave bye-bye now…

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  3. mushroomz

    Greek opportunity fund!? Hahaha!

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  4. traderconfessions

    Maybe he should go into biz with Ivanka.. Can someone tell Emperor Carnage just to shut his mouth for a second and do something useful? He just doesn’t get he’s President. Now traders have to worry about Trump tweets as well dumbass analyst proclamations. Who is babysitting Trump when Melania is gone?

    http://www.cnbc.com/2017/02/08/nordstrom-drops-after-trump-tweets-daughter-ivanka-was-treated-unfairly.html

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  5. bob smith

    You know, you have to give credit where credit is due and if there’s one thing the Clinton’s are good at it’s…. wait for it….

    LOSING!

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