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Late Night Shitpost: The Wall Just Got 10 Feet Higher

Part of the human experience is learning how to deal with adversity, especially loss. Often times loss can send people spiraling into depression — causing great pain and anguish. Parents often shield their children from harsh truths with purposeful lies — designed to allay their fears. The ambrosia of lies is a very sweet drink, capable of sending the afflicted into an everlasting slumber of catatonic ignorance.

As is the case with the election of Donald Trump, rogue elements within the CIA, and leftists (communists) in the government, are employing similar parental tactics now, by telling their minions Trump will soon be impeached. “Betting” websites are now giving 11:8 odds of Trump finishing his first term — providing succor to an otherwise defeated cadre of self-loathing malcontents.

False tales are the elixir for the aggrieved, times tested over thousands of years.

Alas, we get to the bottom line. I will always give it to you straight, as I have zero motive in deceiving any of you — being a humble merchant of market intelligence software. I am neither a libtard or a conservatard. I am a deeply analytical person (extra Exodus) who knows trends and makes decisions based on the best information (extra $UEC) available to me.

The wall just got 10 feet higher, fuckers. Keep it up.

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4 comments

  1. tmmdn0

    I believe in the goodness of Trump to my core.
    However, after reading this:
    http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a44782/donald-trump-the-wall/
    it is clear to me, the impracticalities and ease of circumvention around any such wall will obviate any expected utility.

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    • probucks

      Have you leard nothing from Dr. Fly?! It’s not about ‘belief’, it’s about the data and the truth! Trust no one and prepare for everything.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Sorry, I don’t click on fake news.

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  2. bennyhill

    You are watching the beginning of a rebellion. Remember when we get him impeached, that it was the weak libtards that took your racist messiah down. To want Trump to succeed will succeed is to not understand what America is really about.

    You people really need to get away from the computer screen and go out into the world. Meet some people who aren’t exactly like you – maybe even a muslim gasp!

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