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America’s Retail Landscape is Shaping Up to be a Dystopian One

What kind of world are we heading into when just Amazon and Apple survives? Don’t give me the LULU bullet points and how they’re proof that all of retail isn’t dead. Yoga pants is a trend. When it dies, so will LULU — just like every other smart idea Canada ever had.

Two of America’s premier department stores are getting hammered today after news that Christmas sucked and their business is horrible.

Expect shares of other retailers to fall in sympathy, and do so with vigor.

JCP is already off by 6%. No need to look at the news there. You know they’re wretchedly terrible.
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Bear in mind, both Macy’s and Kohl’s were two winners over the past year, in an industry that is heading for disaster.
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In other news, stocks are wonderful. Prepare for Dow 20,000, fuck faces.

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5 comments

  1. matt_bear

    OA is going to help retail out. All of his nov/dec/jan trades are mega winners. The group will be hitting the stores to spend some of this profit soon.

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  2. 99 lead balloons

    CEO of lulu should get Nobel Peace prize for creating yoga pants. How I love to stare at thee.

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  3. john_galt

    They look great on young Latinas though.

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