Nuclear War is An Expensive Business: Enjoy the $UEC Mixed Securities Shelf

Since the beginning of the new year, U3o8, known as Uranium to idiots out there, has been sprinting higher in price. This move, coupled with Trump’s desire to reduce regulations and increase our nuclear arms arsenal, has caused the shares of uranium miners to run higher.

One of said miners is $UEC, a very large position of mine from $1.04. As a matter of fact, before adding 4x the dollars to my brokerage account from end of 2016 levels, it was the only stock that I owned — 100% long UEC into the teeth of a soon to be nuclear holocaust.

If there’s one thing that I’ve learned, during my brief stint as a nuclear arms aficionado, is that it is a very expensive business. Plus, during the horrible Barack Obama years, the whole industry went to shit — leaving balance sheets in shambles — festooned with large amount of debt.

After the market closed today, the Uranium Energy Corporation announced an intention to issue a gargatuan amount of shares — up to 100 gagillion dollars worth. As a result of this news, shares have slid, mind you, in the after-hours — blowing up today’s rally under a hailstorm of fire and radiactive residue.

#Enjoy.

Our uranium extraction and sales history is limited, with our uranium extraction to date originating from a single uranium mine. Our ability to continue generating revenue is subject to a number of factors, any one or more of which may adversely affect our financial condition and operating results .

We have a limited history of uranium extraction and generating revenue. In November 2010, we commenced uranium extraction at a single uranium mine, our Palangana Mine, which has been our sole source for the U 3 O 8 sold to generate our revenues from sales of U 3 O 8 during Fiscal 2015, Fiscal 2013 and Fiscal 2012 of $3.1 million, $9.0 million and $13.8 million, respectively, with no revenues from sales of U 3 O 8 generated during the three months ended October 31, 2016, Fiscal 2016, Fiscal 2014 or for any periods prior to Fiscal 2012.

In September 2013, we implemented our strategic plan to operate our Palangana Mine at a reduced pace to align our operations to a weak uranium commodity market in a challenging post-Fukushima environment. This strategy has included the deferral of major pre-extraction expenditures and remaining in a state of operational readiness in anticipation of a recovery in uranium prices. Our ability to continue generating revenue from the Palangana Mine is subject to a number of factors which include, but are not limited to: (i) a significant, prolonged decrease in the market price of uranium; (ii) difficulty in marketing and/or selling uranium concentrates; (iii) significantly higher than expected capital costs to construct the mine and/or processing plant; (iv) significantly higher than expected extraction costs; (v) significantly lower than expected uranium extraction; (vi) significant delays, reductions or stoppages of uranium extraction activities; and (vii) the introduction of significantly more stringent regulatory laws and regulations. Furthermore, continued mining activities at the Palangana Mine will eventually deplete the Palangana Mine or cause such activities to become uneconomical, and if we are unable to directly acquire or develop existing uranium projects, such as our Burke Hollow and Goliad Projects, into additional uranium mines from which we can commence uranium extraction, it will negatively impact our ability to generate revenues. Any one or more of these occurrences may adversely affect our financial condition and operating results.

Uranium exploration and pre-extraction programs and mining activities are inherently subject to numerous significant risks and uncertainties, and actual results may differ significantly from expectations or anticipated amounts. Furthermore, exploration programs conducted on our uranium projects may not result in the establishment of ore bodies that contain commercially recoverable uranium.

Nuclear proliferation is an expensive business lads. But we’re in this for a long haul, aren’t we? The business must be financed and pitfalls will be had, enjoyed, and also purchased. Have faith in the old U3O8 and embrace the horrors of an unlivable planet and firestorms that are able to melt lead and freeze frame shadows onto the walls of caves.

When ZeropointNow posted the absurd video of a white man being tortured by retrogrades, now known to be mentally disabled, people in the comments section didn’t believe it was real. For one, they didn’t think the criminals who conducted the live torture were that stupid to actually livestream it, effectively assuring themselves prison time. And secondly, people doubted their fellow human beings could be so cruel.

Enter the degenerate Don Lemon, excusing evil and cruelty on bad parenting.

The vast majority of humans are stuck in a loop of daily routines: eat, shit, make money, watch porn. Some of us deviate and create excellence, making society a better place to live in. Others live their pathetic, retrograde, lives to hurt others, rip apart society in the hopes of watching it burn. With this in mind, there’s very little difference between head cutting members of ISIS and these poorly trained ‘teens’ from Chicago, other than the severity of their crimes.

The world isn’t as genteel and soft as CNN pretends it is. Not everyone is gentrified, immersed with the knowledge of the singularity. There are vast swaths of shit people out there who want your little pencil necks in a noose. They’re evil, if there is such a thing. I like to call it ‘the very worst humanity has to offer’ for my fellow atheist friends out there.

Former CIA shill, Phil Mudd, took to CNN yesterday in an attempt to both smear Wikileaks’ Julian Assange and also help change the narrative regarding alleged, muh, Russian hacks on the U.S. Presidential elections.

Notice how the rhetoric has shifted from Putin himself directing the hacks to a third party being directed by the Russians? Also, he called Assange a pedophile, the very thing John Podesta’s emails caused many to believe in an underground child trafficking ring called ‘Pizzagate.’

Source: Zerohedge

In keeping with the theme of providing no proof to the general public, the officials declined to describe the intelligence obtained about the involvement of a third-party in passing on leaked material to WikiLeaks, saying they did not want to reveal how the U.S. government had obtained the information. So just trust them, please.

The shift in the narrative is curious because as a reminder, officials had concluded “months earlier” that Russian intelligence agencies had directed the hacking, but had been less certain that they could prove Russia also had controlled the release of information damaging to Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. It now appears that along with lack of evidence, the attention has shifted to an “intermediary” as being the responsible party .

Here’s Phil Mudd, lying his ass off, in a CNN ‘interview’ aka propaganda skit.

As a result of this interview, Wikileaks threatened to sue CNN for defamation.

We have issued instructions to sue CNN for defamation:https://t.co/YLfyQ9ROCy

Unless within 48h they air a one hour expose of the plot.

— WikiLeaks (@wikileaks) January 4, 2017

CNN apologized for the permitting their analyst to defame Assange, in the most egregious of ways, and issued this statement.

We’ve deleted a tweet that included a video clip from New Day earlier this morning. Here’s our statement: pic.twitter.com/qJqTtzy69T

— New Day (@NewDay) January 4, 2017

In a CNBC interview today with San Fransicko’s Fed Williams, we heard several things that have been repeated ad nauseam by the establishment elite.

1. Get used to very weak GDP growth — thanks to lack of investment and productivity.
2. Trump’s fiscal stimulus, although inspirational, won’t move the needle all that much.
3.  We’re at full employment, despite the fact that 94% of jobs created under Obama were part time.
4.  Due to the specter of inflation, rates need to go higher…much higher.

During Obama’s entire term as Divider in Chief, the Federal Reserve doddered him with comfy rates and QE programs. Now that he’s all but a bad memory, the policy has shifted, dramatically, in spite of the fact that, economically, nothing has changed. If anything, Trump’s policies towards trade with China pose as a significant headwind and may disrupt the globalist apple cart to a very serious degree of magnitude. However, the newly courageous Yellen Fed is taking to their fanatical position of raising borrowing costs for America’s $20 trillion debt load, with energetic inspiration.

Fed’s Williams discussing policy with Mr. Lies-man

I dream of a day when nuclear bombs rain over my city like some of you pine for winter snowflakes on Christmas eve. As risks mount and Donald Trump increases our nuclear bomb capabilities, I imagine a world rich in uranium getting mined like mad — people running about the boulevard with toxic natural elements in their hands in search for fame and fortune.

I shall take the latter.

Adding to my nuclear bomb thesis, long $UEC from $1.04 (yes, I’m up 35% since I moved on her like a  bitch), I bought $URG — the runt of the lot. I did so knowing it was risky and very likely to result in beastly losses. But I did so nonetheless.

Back in October, shares of $ALNY were decapitated after news was released that one of their core drug trial stocks killed, umm, 18 people.

Source: Forbes

The therapy, called revusiran, was being tested in patients suffering from a progressive and debilitating condition that leads to heart failure and eventually death: hereditary ATTR amyloidosis with cardiomyopathy. But trial participants started to complain of increased nerve pain and numbness, prompting the company to organize an independent committee to review trial results.

That committee concluded that “the benefit-risk profile for revusiran no longer supported continued dosing” of the drug. In fact, 18 patients died and a disproportionate share was given the actual drug, not the placebo.

Indeed.

Since then, they’ve teamed up with Sanofi, who owns a chunk of the stock, to develop a new drug — which is entering phase 3 this year. But, let’s be clear, the fundamentals are horrendous.

As for the technicals, I am not a chartist. But if I was, I’d probably tell you the stock was basing off a ‘retarded formation’ and destined for a good raping or two.

Do you know how I intend to make money in this piece of shit (Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I just about this thing)?

Wait for it.

I know some of you rolled your eyes when I UNVEILED plans to update my GARP index — specifically because you believe you can do better. News flash for you: YOU CANNOT. Genetically, you and I aren’t even the same species. One of us enjoys the arts, is an alpha, and embarks on live long journeys towards financial hegemony. The other saunters around the house, talking shit on the internets — doing absolutely nothing with his life.

Year to date, the 15 stocks that make up the GARP index is higher by nearly 5% now.

What the hell have you dumb shits done this year? When was the last time you banked 20% in a fucking nuclear bomb play?

I know, I’m filled with a lot of questions, especially since you hold all the moronic answers.

As we speak, the NASDAQ is pressing higher. I need to head out and buy an FDA failure biotech now. See you in a bit.

And libtards go apeshit, because taking jobs away from indigenous Mexicans is so fucking horrible.

Meanwhile, Trump continues to make Mexico pay for their many sins — shaming the very sensitive Japanese into making the honorable decision to move their Toyota factory into the US, else pay the price.

Toyota Motor said will build a new plant in Baja, Mexico, to build Corolla cars for U.S. NO WAY! Build plant in U.S. or pay big border tax.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 5, 2017

Related: Mexican pesos hits new lows.

Next up, the wall.

First let me alert you to the fact the US yield curve is shrinking as rates drop. Do any of you still pay attention to such things? Anyone? I didn’t think so.

I’ve read in some old dusty books that the yield curve is important for banks. It effects their margins, probably a whole bunch of gobblygook.

Also, the dollar is finally receding today, off by a cock solid 1% — breathing renewed vigor into gold shares. Bonds are rallying and so is crude. This is just like early 2016, sans the equity crash.

Copper trading lower could only mean one thing: there are China fears lingering. In order to best prepare myself for the coming storm, I went out and searched for the biggest piece of shit China scam stock, one that trades volume and has the look and feel of being a real company. You know, the sort of stock you discuss over dinner with the inlaws, as you dig into a dog steak with some bok choy.

I found it!

I bought $YY.

I’ve added this complete loser to my stockpile of perfectly fine movie theatre plays and nuclear bomb stock. Thus far, here are my 2016 holdings.

$RGC, $IMAX, $UEC, $SEDG, $TDW and $YY.

I’ve got a few more sectors to hit upon and intend on adding to this ‘man portfolio’ over the coming days.

Ciao.

Just when the scam currency hit new highs and all of the plebs crawled out from their holes to buy some, the fucking thing disintergrated right before your eyes.

Let this be a warning for all, not just scam currency buyers. Nothing goes up forever. Eventually, boolishness will hit an apex, crest, and then bitcoin your asses into a state of abject misery.

But that’s just Fly talking silly trash. We all know stocks can’t trade down. It’s Trumpenomics.

So, I’m looking to buy another piece of shit stock today. Stay tuned.