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GRAVE DANGERS LURK AROUND THE BEND: I Bought a Piece of Shit China-Scam

First let me alert you to the fact the US yield curve is shrinking as rates drop. Do any of you still pay attention to such things? Anyone? I didn’t think so.

I’ve read in some old dusty books that the yield curve is important for banks. It effects their margins, probably a whole bunch of gobblygook.

Also, the dollar is finally receding today, off by a cock solid 1% — breathing renewed vigor into gold shares. Bonds are rallying and so is crude. This is just like early 2016, sans the equity crash.
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Copper trading lower could only mean one thing: there are China fears lingering. In order to best prepare myself for the coming storm, I went out and searched for the biggest piece of shit China scam stock, one that trades volume and has the look and feel of being a real company. You know, the sort of stock you discuss over dinner with the inlaws, as you dig into a dog steak with some bok choy.

I found it!

I bought $YY.

I’ve added this complete loser to my stockpile of perfectly fine movie theatre plays and nuclear bomb stock. Thus far, here are my 2016 holdings.

$RGC, $IMAX, $UEC, $SEDG, $TDW and $YY.

I’ve got a few more sectors to hit upon and intend on adding to this ‘man portfolio’ over the coming days.

Ciao.

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3 comments

  1. Marc David

    Ciao – the most annoying form of goodbye!

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  2. matt_bear

    nice portfolio. decorated in early fuck.

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  3. soupbone

    I won’t pretend, I can’t follow this lead. By fuck you have put on some risk and the exits will be crucial to keep the gains. I have abolished chink from my further dealings. No need for trade war, just stopped buying chink which is quite nice and I recommend it.

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