I know some of you rolled your eyes when I UNVEILED plans to update my GARP index — specifically because you believe you can do better. News flash for you: YOU CANNOT. Genetically, you and I aren’t even the same species. One of us enjoys the arts, is an alpha, and embarks on live long journeys towards financial hegemony. The other saunters around the house, talking shit on the internets — doing absolutely nothing with his life.
Year to date, the 15 stocks that make up the GARP index is higher by nearly 5% now.
What the hell have you dumb shits done this year? When was the last time you banked 20% in a fucking nuclear bomb play?
I know, I’m filled with a lot of questions, especially since you hold all the moronic answers.
As we speak, the NASDAQ is pressing higher. I need to head out and buy an FDA failure biotech now. See you in a bit.
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Long live the GARP