Natural Gas Has Been Destroyed; Revelers Rejoice and Lament Over the Results

Whatever move natural gassers enjoyed over the past week, eagerly awaiting the bitter cold to finally strike America and crack the pipes of millions who were ill prepared for the cold, has been revoked this morning — thanks to warmer than expected climes.

The price of natty is lower by 7.5% — in clownish trade.

As a result, both $DGAZ and $UGAZ are trending on Stocktwits this morning — one board filled with people rejoicing over the demise of natural gas, the other lamenting the collapse — contemplating mass suicide.

The DGAZ board.

And the sad saps over on the UGAZ board.

Don’t be surprised when your arms get blown off after playing with dynamite sticks at a BBQ.