iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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OFF TO SEE ABOUT A FEW GLASSES OF CHAMPAGNE; SEE YOU IN 2017

It was a lot of fun in 2016. Cheer to all and be sure to LOCK IN THOSE LOW RATES. Inflation is out of control, as per Yellen. I had no choice but to raise prices for Exodus, in order to keep the neverending pools of champagne flowing effortlessly.

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5 comments

  1. halfbloodpope

    May this new calendar year bring unexpected wealth upon all who frequent these dark halls. Bottle of Veuve Clicquot Brut is on ice to celebrate with the wife while the children slumber.
    Cheers!

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  2. joyous__ending

    >Inflation is out of control, as per Yellen

    Hell, Janet Yellen could of beat Rhonda Rousey last night

    Predictions 2017:
    Putin returns Edward Snowden in shackles as a gift of goodwill to Trump
    Yellen steps on brakes to hard, Fall 2017 mini-bear.
    Chiefs beat Brady/Belichick in a fluffy snowstorm
    and be sure to make your plans for the Great American Solar Eclipse this August (good seats still available)
    http://www.eclipse2017.org/2017/path_through_the_US.htm

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  3. ironbird

    Stock up on dental floss. Blinding the enemy will be crucial in 2017.

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  4. juice

    Uber Driver, Trump Supporter Busts Child Sex Trafficking Ring https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZu55fq6PGU

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