iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I JUST NUCLEAR BOMBED MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO

When I say ‘ENTIRE PORTFOLIO’, I mean it. But it’s only a small portion of my net worth. I pulled most of my money out of the market a while ago. When I managed money, I viewed investing my own money as double dipping and eschewed the practice in order to avoid conflicts of interest and distractions.

Now that I’m a full time blogger, dedicated to dealing with imbeciles in the comments section and covering fake news articles, I have all the time in the world to dedicate towards trading. But I haven’t had the itch all year, up until now.

I went all in on $UEC, based off Trump’s comments on wanting to upgrade the nuclear arsenal, inviting an 1980s style arms race. God I love first strike scenarios.

Let it all play out.

NOTE: this is an extreme dice roll and fully expect to leave this trade without my limbs.

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16 comments

  1. mushroomz

    indeed

    http://i.imgur.com/LwGmdOF.gif

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  2. riotact

    Dear all Trumpsters,
    Please do this trade as well.

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    • Dr. Fly

      It’s people like you that make America a worse place. I can’t wait for the day when you’re conscripted to clean up nuclear waste in San Fransicko.

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      • juice

        mother nature will handle san fransicko and kalifornia via the capable handles of Sir San Andreas and she will secede her & her peoples from the rest of Trumpland

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  3. mensch

    I’ve had a small position ever since RC had it in a weekly list a few months back and doubled when Trump tweeted about his love of old nuke plants. God bless us all.

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  4. heckler

    Or how Fly learned to love the bomb.

    I’m actually beginning to suspect that this is all an elaborate dance. Much like the famed birds of paradise, waltzing, dare I say, sashaying about each other, before an epic love clutch.

    And with this charade, Trump and Putin can unite to solve this nuclear problem. In fact, Russia did such a good job that maybe we should just forget about these pesky sanctions for a while…

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    • doughjadank

      Oh I like this. And for their trouble we can let Russia uncuck Europe.

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  5. bennyhill

    Do you agree with Trump stoking a nuclear arms race?

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    • Dr. Fly

      I’m not qualified to know what we should be doing with our nuclear weapons. If up to me, I’d use them. You’re asking the wrong person.

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  6. tradercaddy

    I know you did.
    I saw the mushroom cloud overhead.
    But, I was safe as I ducked under the coffee table, put my head down between my legs and did not look into the sky.
    Just like when I was in elementary school in the ’60s except it was ducking under my desk (staring at my hot teacher’s legs- Mrs. Thomas. Had to put a book over my front when the drill was over.)

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  7. bennyhill

    This is amazing and you know it’s gonna happen. A star studded mega concert at the same time as Trumps inauguration while Trump end up with Ted Nugent playing guitar with a dead squirrel on his head.. SO awesome.

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  8. uglyflint

    Trump is building a reactor next to riotact’s trailor park.

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    • cancel19

      I hope he’s instead building a nuclear waste dump site next to riotact’s trailer park. 😉

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