iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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CLEANED HOUSE

I sold it all. I don’t give a shit about the consequences, jinxes, or timing tops, bottoms or middles. I am, the fuck, out of these stocks — which included gold, $TLT, and a sundry of shorts. All out and gone.

I never want to see you again.

Having cleaned house, I just executed the craziest trade in a long time, which will be revealed shortly. I went all in on one stock — betting on meme magic to save the day.

Quite honestly, it’s all a crapshoot at this point in the year, a laughable farce.

May the farce be with you. Ooh, the farce is strong in that one.

Off for a sandwich.

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22 comments

  1. krauthammer

    Long TSLA?

    They might have the best opportunity to thrive under a 2-term Trump.

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  2. bountyhunter1

    GS ?

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  3. moneyteam

    TWLO

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  4. vandamme

    Feye or Data

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  5. natehois

    Fortune favors the bold

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  6. Dr. Fly

    Much bolder

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  7. airborne

    No wonder you lost your securities license and were fired.

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  8. vandamme

    Sir Fly – if you were doing a ‘value’ screen in exodus what would pick for search parameters

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  9. jacked rabbit

    YNDX or a pot stock

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  10. ferd

    Too bad you couldn’t get a grip on those emotions without such a sweeping move.

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  11. the raconteur

    This has YELP written all over it

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  12. 99 lead balloons

    Feye

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  13. brushfyah

    $CCJ

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  14. brushfyah

    or perhaps $UEC. $FCU.TO is the play here if you like the glow in the dark stocks…

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  15. john_galt

    LOL.

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  16. chuck bennett

    MDLZ, MO and VHC

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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  17. doublel

    UEC…”who’s this fuckin’ guy?”

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  18. teslawasright

    Happy Birthday Lord Fly – May Osiris bless you with many well wishes. Visitors from the dog star are with you.

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