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Leaked Documents Reveal WE’RE GONNA BUILD A GIGANTIC SOUTHERN BORDER WALL

And Mexico is going to pay for it.

Kris Kobach, Secretary of State for the good state of Kansas, met with Donald Trump today — taking with him a 365 day plan for the DHS. It’s widely rumored that Kobach might land as head of Trump’s Homeland Security Department.

In an unbelievable revelation, the documents that he was holding were published by Getty images for the world to see, and confirmed that this good gent possessed godly plans to build a gigantic southern border wall — amongst other wondrous items that I will soon touch upon.

Indeud.

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Amongst the things mentioned in his ‘top secret’ document are plans to vet persons who believe in Sharia law. Those fuckers aren’t getting in anymore.

Plans to reduce Syrian refugees to zero. Fuck that shit. Good luck Germany.

All aliens from ‘high risk’ areas will be tracked. Hello Saudi Arabia.

Last but not least, 1,989 miles of wall for ‘rapid build.’

Kobach, who is part of Trump’s transition team is on record saying “There’s no question the wall is going to get built. The only question is how quickly will it get done and who pays for it.”

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6 comments

  1. ironbird

    For the dimwitted libtards a little event back in time called the Barbary Wars. Could shed some light on the whole religion of peace thing. Thanksgiving did not have a woman in a trash bag at the feast. After witch burning and spreading smallpox we all got along. In peace not pieces. For a bit.

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  2. Po Pimp

    Well thank goodness the Trump team is taking information security seriously. No need for unauthorized email servers when you just prance around with sensitive documents out in the open.

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  3. The Maven

    As much as I would like this to be real, what he is holding in his hand is Phitoshopped. I saw the same pic yesterday and the guy was holding something completely different, like a Chromebook.

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  4. joshua

    We wonder why people complain about fake information and news. Most of what we see is fake…. However, if we build the wall that will never happen. Why don’t we get the guys from NPI to do it with Tila Tequila? Maybe they can take a break from throwing nazi salutes up in a DC restaurant and get to work.

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