Gentlemen, Get Ready for War, a Cyberwar: The Russians Did It

So Hillary Clinton’s crime machine was being exposed on a daily basis by Wikileaks, an organization they couldn’t control. They said they made Ecuador take away his internet access. The truth is, they might’ve already killed him or taken him to a black site. But the leaks didn’t stop and the Russians were, obviously, hack hack hacking away.

Lo and behold, the entire fucking internet is down, particularly Twitter.

Anyone find this to be a conincidence? One week after Biden threatened Russia with a super secret internet war, we get hit. Now if you’re the Russians and do not want the anti christ to become the next American President, would you strike first? Of course not. This is 4-d chess. Swallow the red pill.

The DDOS attack which is plaguing sites now might’ve been self inflicted.

A series of denial of service attacks on a major DNS provider spanning all of Friday have caused major issues across the internet, with outages of some of the largest sites and services experienced across about half of the U.S. —and now the Department of Homeland Security is getting involved.

Starting early Friday, assailants started a massive distributed denial of service (DDoS) attack on DNS provider Dyn’s servers. Major sites like The Verge, HBO Now, CNN, Imgur, Paypal, and Reddit are all affected to some extent.

A new wave of attacks have brought down the websites for the New York Times, CNN, Netflix, Twitter, and the PlayStation Network, among many others. Amazon is experiencing some outages as well, but at this time it is not clear if the problems stem from the DDoS attack on Dyn.

Starting at about 11 a.m. eastern time, the attacks abated somewhat, and were mitigated by Dyn’s countermeasures. However, at 12:20 p.m. eastern time, the attackers renewed the assault, expanding the outages beyond just England and the east coast of the U.S. to a large portion of California and Texas.

“Dyn received a global DDoS attack on our Managed DNS infrastructure in the east coast of the United States,” Dyn executive vice president of products Scott Hilton said in a statement Friday morning. “We have been aggressively mitigating the DDoS attack against our infrastructure.”

AppleInsider has learned that the U.S. Department of Homeland Security is “monitoring the situation” and the is “investigating all potential causes” of the outages.

The attack is aggravated by users continuing to hammer refresh following an unsuccessful load of a webpage.

The vector of attack is not yet known, with hackers recently having commandeered a network of surveillance cameras to perform a DDoS attack. Reasons for the assault, or the perpetrators are also not yet known.

Odds are the DHS sages will find that RUSSIA was behind the attacks that took away Joe Blow’s Netflix. This will really piss people off and cause them to want to have nuclear clown war with Moscow. Also, they’ll vote for Hillary, since Donald is a Russian spy.

In the meantime, while the internet is down, we have the main stream media to keep us appraised of any information we might need for the elections.