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Obama’s Top Secret ‘Clandestine’ Plans to Cyber-Attack Russia Are All Over the Fucking Media

We will attack the city of Mosul in precisely 2 weeks. Get ready for it. We will hit Russia with the biggest fucking cyber bomb the world has ever seen — but will do so in secrecy for all the world to see.

It’s one thing to constantly saber rattle vs Russia — a country who could very easily wipe us off the face of the earth. It’s a whole ‘nother thing to make cyber war preparations that are advertised as ‘secret’ and ‘clandestine’ while having NBC run the fucking story for you.

Come on.

The Obama administration is contemplating an unprecedented cyber covert action against Russia in retaliation for alleged Russian interference in the American presidential election, U.S. intelligence officials told NBC News.

Current and former officials with direct knowledge of the situation say the CIA has been asked to deliver options to the White House for a wide-ranging “clandestine” cyber operation designed to harass and “embarrass” the Kremlin leadership.

The sources did not elaborate on the exact measures the CIA was considering, but said the agency had already begun opening cyber doors, selecting targets and making other preparations for an operation. Former intelligence officers told NBC News that the agency had gathered reams of documents that could expose unsavory tactics by Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Vice President Joe Biden told “Meet the Press” moderator Chuck Todd on Friday that “we’re sending a message” to Putin and that “it will be at the time of our choosing, and under the circumstances that will have the greatest impact.”

The rhetoric and the fuckery is out of control. Our Nobel Peace prize of a President is neoconning his way towards the exit. Why am I not surprised?

Retired Admiral James Stavridis told NBC News’ Cynthia McFadden that the U.S. should attack Russia’s ability to censor its internal internet traffic and expose the financial dealings of Putin and his associates.

“PROBE WITH BAYONETS. WHEN YOU HIT MUCH, PROCEED. WHEN YOU HIT STEEL WITHDRAW.”

“It’s well known that there’s great deal of offshore money moved outside of Russia from oligarchs,” he said. “It would be very embarrassing if that was revealed, and that would be a proportional response to what we’ve seen” in Russia’s alleged hacks and leaks targeting U.S. public opinion.

These people are either crazy, like literally crazy, or stupid. It’s probably a bit of both.

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21 comments

  1. t.c.

    Great Speech.

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  2. moosh

    This is one big mindfuck. Why is Obama trying to corner Putin right now?
    Also, what sort of things might “embarrass” Putin?

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  3. the raconteur

    They are trying to scare people. My only question is if Russia is in on it. They have plenty of background with the clintons to suggest it’s possible.

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  4. heaterman

    Simple answer…they need a really big smoke screen to cover something else (news) coming out that may damage HRC or 0bama
    Notice the timing. A week ahead of the election.

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  5. nocigar

    Meanwhile, the Russians are telling their people to locate the nearest bomb shelter and bring their kids home from overseas studies. Seriously.

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  6. probucks

    Seriously considering revoking my citizenship. This shit is just way too crazy to actually be real life. & to hear how many god damn idiots actually read these headlines and think they’re informed…. the fuck?

    What country would be better than the US though? Canada? Switzerland? fuck… the UK and their shitty biscuits?

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  7. stockslueth

    Amerika can no longer keep a secret,it’s one giant sieve. Washington is out of control.

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  8. metalleg

    Obama is such a shitty leader, he can’t even keep a secret.

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  9. longview

    Yet they manage to maintain and promote an incredible number of twisted, multi-dimensional conspiracies to subvert American interests without detection, except, thank the gods, by Alex Jones.

    Sorry, apparently feeling cranky this a.m.

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  10. rochester

    The “secret” was purposely leaked to publicly send message to Putin that we can play the same game. He continues to fuck with our elections and we disclose all the embarrassing shit we ALREADY have on him. My god some of you are morons.

    You nuts are nuts. Now the Clintons are involved with the Russians? Think you all should join Probucks and renounce (not revoke) your citizenship since you hate America so much. Find another country to make great again. Take Trump with you. Maybe India? They had a good run and they need some shiny buildings.

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