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Markets Springboard Higher; the Bear Market Has Ended

Markets are rallying this morning, completing making fools (once again) of the jackasses who trade futures, who had stocks off by 150 before the bell.

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Gains are most abundant in gold and hospital stocks, ironically.
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On the downside are banks, especially of the foreign varietal.

Bottom line: you should all relax and enjoy the splendor of the last days of the empire. Watch the fat hogs eat MOAR until their bellies explode with refuse. All of the fashionable folks relish in the depravity. You might as well partake in the excesses, for what else are you to do?

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2 comments

  1. zuul4

    Quite happy about this if I don’t say so my own damn self, player haters.

    50+ spoo one-day drop out of nowhere being haplessly pinned on “central bank concern?”

    This market is a short into the election.

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  2. formergeek

    Would love to have been a fly on the wall at the panic meetings cooking up the pneumonia story, probably much less organized than the defining sexual relations defense panic.

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