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Hillary’s Doctor Issues Press Release, Citing Hypothyroidism and Seasonal Allergies: ALL IS WELL

Quit talking about the symbolism of a Presidential candidate collapsing at a 9/11 ceremony, 15 years after those heinous attacks. Where you see weakness and frailness, H. Clinton’s personal physician sees strength.

In a press release given by her campaign, Clinton’s Doctor reassured America that she is fit to serve as Commander in Chief and only suffers from a mild form of hyperthyroidism and seasonal allergies.

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It’s worth noting, thyroid ailments often lead to the afflicted turning fucking nuts.

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8 comments

  1. gappingandyapping

    That should read hypothyroidism, not hyper. She is way too overweight to be hyperthyroidic. I would love to see her T4 levels, I suspect they are not regulated properly as well as a lot of other issues. Bottom line bitch is sick and needs serious medical help. Running her around like Weekend at Bernie’s won’t fly too much longer.

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  2. roundwego

    What the brothers are thinking.

    ” fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice. cant put the blame on you. fool me three times, fuck the peace sign. load the chopper and let rain on you”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWnHMnIVWsk

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  3. roundwego

    you know the side effects they list on drug ads. bet all her symptoms are list on the drugs she is taking. she is taking blood thinner, no? wonder if head spontaneously exploding is on the list.

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  4. moosh

    This sick stuff is some sort of side deal with the devil, I am most certain. Trump should let his doctor who is good, no great, it’s true, give her an examination. But what do I know, I am no gentleman because I despise wearing pants that cover below knee all the way down to my feet and trap heat to my junk.

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  5. ericbakerbruce

    Bitch almost took a face plant.

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  6. gappingandyapping

    Looks like it was ALL a lie. She actually has pneumonia. This bitch just can’t even tell the slightest of truths.

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  7. cancel19

    A classic case of “live by the sword, die by the sword “.

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  8. emedtrader

    I think they are leaving a few things out, you don’t need to be anti coagulated for hypothyroid or seasonal allergies.

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