Ten thousand salutations and greetings. I see that stocks traded down today. Don’t worry, I’m sure the monkeys will be sent out tomorrow with fresh purchase tickets.
Oil seems to be doing splendidly, in spite of the actual price, when compared to prices of last year, being haggardly. Be sure to purchase as many oil stocks as humanly possible, in order to profit from the House of Saud’s excursion into austerity.
Tomorrow in the day, I expect to break my fast and drink large quantities of black coffee. Any semblance of sugar even next to my coffee makes me physically sick. And, yes, I’ve come to this beach locale without a single pair of shorts. Gentlemen do not adorn shorts in public, lest they’re sauntering about the waters. I do not intend to swim in the water, as I have better things to do than get wet and play with the jellied fish and sea weed.
Also, I’ll be walking in Ralstonian arcs tomorrow, trying to avoid straight lines and perpendicular crossways as best I can.
I’m sure the site will survive without my intense presence this week. You should be fully supportive of our bloggers while I’m gone. I believe Ragin Cajun’s entire city has been wiped out again by a thunderstorm. And, Raul is getting his Fox fucking News on–hardcore.
God bless Option Addict and his larger than life testicles. I hope he grows them to be so big that he can barely walk without the assistance of a rickshaw.
Off to read a book and think about some sleep.
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Shorts are OK at the beach and on the tennis courts. Really, they are. It isn’t 1950 any more. It’s sandals that should be avoided. Especially if your grooming habits consist of trimming your toenails with your teeth. So put on a pair of shorts, grab a JD on the rocks and loosen up a bit.
I might have to change my membership to a piker seeing how I will wear shorts in the winter in Michigan.
Play the part, wear the shorts and look like a tourist. Looks like purchase tickets are en vogue on today’s market.