I wasn’t going to even mention that I was away, in an effort to keep state plans secret. As you well know, I’ve been developing the Orbital Space Cannon (OSC), for offensive purposes only, for the better part of the last decade. We’ve endured numerous delays, with regard to shortages of green lasers and depleted uranium. But we are very close to having a beta model, from which ‘trials’ could be conducted. You can sign up to join the trials by leaving a fucked up comment in the comments section.
In the interim, I’ll be sauntering about the North East regions of the United Steaks, discussing politics and other inane matters with the intellectual type in the land of schools. Do not attempt to locate my destination, for it might lead to an immediate removal of your mustaches, via large face punch to the mouth.
I am sure the markets will do well this week, as the stock Gods praise ramps and other crazy fucking things, all for the purpose of an end that remains unclear at the moment. I’ll be checking in at night, and possibly mornings, giving the lot of you Third Estaters small morsels of information regarding Fly in New England.
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Mmmmm. Fly. Northeast. Vacation. Obama. Martha’s Vineyard. just saying.
I thought the same thing. Maybe a round of golf with the promoter of the “religion of peace”.
What could be cooler than hitting the links with the thin smoking man ?
LOL
+1
Watch out for Zika.
Land of schools- MA…..make sure you’re carrying as little cash on person….. A la Civil Forfeiture.
Don’t forget to hit Kennebunkport and the chip wagon just outside of town. And say “hi” to Babs for me .. they should be there for the summer escaping the Texas heat .. LOL
If you meet any celebrities please get autographs and post pictures.
If you have the time, swing by L.J. Peretti for some Tashkent. You won’t be disappointed.
Enjoy!!
Easy – he’s the only schmuck NOT wearing shorts in the ever pleasant NE cauldron (no global warming)
Gentlemen don’t wear shorts. You all look like morons with them on.
Classic showtime:
“5 Years Too Long”
(movie about the retrace between wave1 and wave3 into Depression)
– march 4, 2014
I would like the chance to destroy mine enemies.
What’s a mine enemy?
A metal detector
Have a good one.
That’s the best you could do?
Fly, go recharge your nuclear reactor so you can come back and rain calamity on all the catamites of walled street!
vacation?……..who’s gonna patch the wholes in the Ark?
Those aren’t holes dude. Space time continuum lights. Breathe easy friend.
Boston = Land of Schools but there’s no beach there so you s/b staying on the South Shore but not Cape Cod or the Islands.
Episcopalian Gentlemen summer in Hingham … Enjoy!