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#SAVETWITTER Trends on Twitter, Calling for the World to Save the Money Losing Site from Closing in 2017

Human beings are an absurd form of animal. This hashtag has been trending today,  as barbarous servile people panic over a possible closure of the site in 2017.

The good folks led by @Jack were forced to issue a statement.

“There is absolutely no truth to the claims whatsoever,” a spokesman for Twitter said in an emailed response to a Reuters request for comment

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4 comments

  1. bushwacker2

    The alternative to $TWTR is phone calls, no?

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  2. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Just use IRC like we always did and use 12631

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  3. Marc David

    Go back to paying more attention to what’s around me than the made up drivel that’s currently trending.

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  4. zephler

    I’ve never used twitter as I don’t give a shit what Kanye is doing great right now

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