We are making history today. The jobs market is raging hot. If you were to touch it in an attempt to test its temperature, it’d melt the skin right off your dirty paws.
Everything traded up today, in a continuation of embellished hedonism. Profits are flowing freely. Men with topped hats and canes are walking about the thoroughfare with their wives behind them draped in jewels and the heads of foxes. Everything you thought you knew about economics, taught to you by old guard professors in college, was a lie. Supply and demand only matter when the economy isn’t being managed by professionals.
Bear in mind, there will be a plethora of haters out there, persons of grave disinterest trying to defecate on this grandiose display of American exceptionalism. But, rest assured, profits will be ‘enjoyed’ by those brave enough to venture out into the woods. At first glance, said woods look haunted and wrought with flesh eating ghouls. But upon further inspection, it’s actually a paradise with dick sucking butterflies and marijuana-scented aromas permeating the environs.
The negative rate situation in Europe and Japan have been alleviating in recent days. Additionally, crude oil has bounced and earnings have come in better than expected.
NOTHING AT ALL can stop this market. You may fashion yourselves to be learned men, or even cynics who live in a state of denial. But the record highs in front of your faces are very much real, indeud. Anything to suggest these profits of enjoyment are undeserved– or the result of wanton manipulation– is blasphemous slander and falls in under, and in accordance with, rules and regulations against American rights to make a decent wage and to live comfortably under the umbrella of one big fucking giant government tit.
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Obama still in office = Markets going up
He has no real legacy besides being the first only half white president and having a market fueled by steroids. He’s going to make sure the latter is flexed to the max.
Sorry for the super racist and XENOPHOBIC picture.
Oh and I thought we were in a post-apology era.
My mama said knock you out! Terrible song. I’ll never recover. Thanks LL
Listen to the one I have here. I am particularly fond of the cocaine part.
Over
*650*
Global rate cuts since crash
That*is*the*real*story*not*lol*exceptionalism*lol
(of course no headline or person takes that into account when mentioning index levels)
The pe ratio of the s and p reached almost 35 before any real excess started. With rates near zero and no credit issues until 2017. What is the reason the market couldn’t go up much higher into the year end?
Exactly
Dick sucking butterflies lol
USA USA!
It appears that you and Mr. Tim Knight have thrown in the towel. I believe that’s my cue. Going short.
It’s called sarcasm you fucking imbecile.
Dripping wet with satire I believe you have it right here Herr Fly. It whets my desire to own more stocks indeud. It is, after all, an American and correct God given right to prosper during these times, for no fucking reason. Or maybe that is the reason? FIG prose – back in action to celebrate our momentous gains!!
Off to take a walk in the wilderness. “Here butterfly butterfly.”
Some really good jazz documentaries:
http://www.npr.org/series/10208861/npr-s-jazz-profiles
I’m still discouraged that the media gets to decide who’s president, why bother following politics.
What a perfect cap on all of the posts today. Thanks Fly!
All of this is contrived to distract from what is really going on. Namely, HRC assuming the throne in Washington DC.
1) Shawn Lucas, Sanders supporter who served papers to DNC on the Fraud Case (DateOfDeath: August 2, 2016)
2) Victor Thorn, Clinton author (and Holocaust denier, probably the least credible on this list) shot himself in an apparent suicide. Conspiracy theorists at Mystery Writers of America said some guys will do anything to sell books. (DOD August, 2016)
3) Seth Conrad Rich, Democratic staffer, aged 27, apparently on his way to speak to the FBI about a case possibly involving the Clintons. The D.C. murder was not a robbery. (DOD July 8, 2016)
4) John Ashe, UN official who allegedly crushed his own throat while lifting weights, because he watched too many James Bond films and wanted to try the move where the bad guy tries to…oh, never mind. “He was scheduled to testify against the Clintons and the Democrat Party.” (DOD June 22, 2016)
5) Mike Flynn, the Big Government Editor for Breitbart News. Mike Flynn’s final article was published the day he died, “Clinton Cash: Bill, Hillary Created Their Own Chinese Foundation in 2014.” (DOD June 23, 2016)
I find it highly implausible these events are mere random occurrences.
I’ll just leave that here now….
I understood your sarcasm. A bit harsh in the reply?
He’s the harshest, bro
If you’re looking for a nice guy, you’ve come to the wrong castle.