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‘New Glasses’ Gartman vs Tim ‘The Alien’ Seymour

Dennis Gartman, sporting some flashy new glasses and especially bearish on stocks, takes on the well known space alien, Tim Seymour, in a battle of the titans. Gartman lays waste to Tim, and his infantile, alien rationale for stocks, suggesting he go read some stats and bear witness to the evidence to the contrary.

Chalk up another win for the Lord of the South, the Commodity King.

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8 comments

  1. tokyojoewasmyfriend
    tokyojoewasmyfriend

    Notice how he addressed him as; “Timmy”.

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  2. dcolella15

    It’s Not very often Gartman serves it up like that. That might be the first thing he’s said that makes sense in ages. Was fun to see him slap “Timmy” around a bit too.

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  3. moneyteam

    now I’ve been drinking but….. did anyone else here someone whisper “Timmy?” at 2:16 mark? Sounded like Melissa.. lol

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  4. thurstonhowell3rd
    thurstonhowell3rd

    Gartman’s eyes look medicated. That mark in the middle of his forehead is the result of repeatedly bashing it against a brick wall.

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  5. john_galt

    Can’t get my eyes off the fake background behind DG.

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  6. bushwacker2

    Every time Gartman called him ‘Timmy’, I was expecting a small cuddly puppy to pop it’s head up from under Timmys desk.

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  7. juice

    Holy shit — Gartmann just ensured the bears a trip to hell!

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