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Art Cashin Tries to Make Sense of Today’s Rally: ‘Someone Thinks They Know Something’

Torrential rains and lightning are targeting the homes of only BREXIT supporters, courtesy of the NWO. Art Cashin tries to get his head around today’s rally, beguiled by the boldness of the amount of money being spent on long bets ahead of a potentially disastrous referendum result for stocks.

It is widely rumored that bad hedge fund managers paid for some exit polling and have used this idiot data to buy stocks, sashaying in and out of super high beta stocks plays whilst consuming large amounts of nose candy.

 

 

There really anything else to add, frankly. Stocks look great today. Breadth was fantastic and everything a bull could wish for is present in today’s conditions. Let’s just hope, for the sake of humanity, the BREMAINĀ camps is victorious tonight. Final results of the referendum will be available at 2am est.

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9 comments

  1. helicopter money
    helicopter money

    Our masters have really set this one up good. They will manage to get markets to ATH’s with their impeccable strategies.

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  2. peso trader

    Did Goldman open up a new account from Libya this afternoon?

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  3. bushwacker2

    Before they take it down, they’ll usually take it up first. Brexit is a good excuse for a lesson in the capriciousness of the market.

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    • moneybagz

      Hate to agree tape felt like a great place to sell into. Sunderland with the rug pull. GBP -2.4%

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  4. velth

    This all reminds me of The Clash song, Should I Stay or Should I Go.

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  5. bushwacker2

    Glad I still have TLT and ZROZ. Mayhem about to be unleashed.

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