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BREXIT Supporters Have Met Their Waterloo; Inclement Weather Conditions Harrow London

Torrential storms have afflicted polling stations across the UK, likely due to futuristic weather weapons that were released upon the British people in order to keep the turnout low. It is widely believed that if BREXIT were to ever stand a chance, a massive turnout would be needed. With the weather Gods raining hell upon England today, the skirt wearing men in Brussels eating chocolate cake with fervent delight.

Ironically, much of the rain and flooding has occurred at Waterloo, which is one of London’s busiest stations. Soros driven lightening attacks have forced closure of numerous stations throughout England.

“Torrential rain and lightning damage have caused disruption to the railway across the south east of England today with delays and cancellations on many routes into London,” said RDG.

Even before what some described as “carnage” at Waterloo, torrential rain seeped into polling stations, with one voter in Chessington describing how she had to be carried over the water. Another said she had seen people “rolling up trousers and removing shoes to wade barefoot through dirty water” to vote.

“Another wave of thunderstorms breaking out across south-eastern UK this afternoon and evening is likely to bring some thunderstorms into the London area,” said the Met Office’s chief forecaster. “Whether these storms are as severe as those of last night is, at this stage, uncertain, but in view of storms being expected during the afternoon and evening, impacts may be as widespread as those of last night and first thing this morning.”

The London Fire Brigade’s 999 office received more than 550 weather-related emergency calls and firefighters attended more than 400 incidents overnight.

In Romford, about 60 homes on either side of Lodge Lane on Penn Gardens and Frinton Road were flooded to a depth of about 1 metre after the river Rom burst its banks.

“We’re using rescue boats to get people safely out of their properties if they want to leave them to go to work or out to vote. We’re also pumping away water and using sandbags to try and prevent more homes from flooding where we can,” the station manager, Rod Vitalis, said from the scene.

Essentially, BREXIT bulls have met their Waterloo. Markets rejoice.

The polls close in about 2 hours. Initial results will be known around 7pm est and 50% of the results by 10-11pm est.

Final results should be in by 2am est, making it a looong night for BREXIT betting vagrants.

Well played Illuminati. Well played.

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20 comments

  1. Marc David

    Honestly.. like a ZERO chance. But it made a neat story.

    Now with BREXIT done and jobs looking good.. it’s time for a good old US of A July rate hike. Economy is doing splendid so it’s time. To hut hut HIKE!

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    • infinitezuul

      +1… Won’t happen, of course, but that doesn’t matter. It’s all about narratives.

      Funny, Yellen says that the Fed doesn’t really use fwd guidance anymore and wants to get away from it when in fact that is all they use. Talky talky talky.

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      • Marc David

        Well the DOW is close to 18,000 again so a July rate hike should get us back down to maybe 17400? Then it’s off the table again so we can rally back to 18? Just gotta keep that range in effect until Obama exits. Then all bets are off and it’s the next guy/gal’s problem.

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    • The Maven

      ZERO chance.

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  2. trumpmeister

    LOL everyone including the FED knows that it’s not happening. They’re simply saving their zero rate hike card for the next market correction.

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  3. infinitezuul

    All the Brexit people, whom I agree with and consider kindred spirits, will be staying up late wearing silly hats and drinking piss or whatever the Brits drink over there. I believe they drink piss. Anyhow, these fellows will sleep in once the vote is known and whilst asleep the NOW/Illuminati/Biggie-and-Tupac will cut the value of their gold bars in half.

    Punishment, as it were, for trying to escape the single world government.

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    • doubleplus

      “I believe they drink piss” is absolutely the quote of the week.

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  4. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    Wait I thought London was the Remain base supporters?

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  5. mx2101

    Hmm wonder what the weather will be like on November 8th here in the United States?

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  6. formergeek

    We seem to be living in Old Testament times

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  7. chuck bennett

    South east is where the rain is. South east is where the remain live. I think it might help, perhaps Zeus is on the side of the good?

    Also, my sources tell me that 75 percent of the young people leaving the poll stations voted to leave.

    I guess it doesn’t matter , the fix is already in. Even if more than 50 percent want out, they will have to earn their freedom. Fight for it.

    Lastly , out of all the European countries. It’s interesting to note that UK has never had a dictator or strong man to take power. Oliver Cromwell was the last time they had something close. They would have you believe the UK needs to be in the EU to keep it a safe and civil place. The opposite will be true.

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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    • mx2101

      Chuck- My view is stronger countries are made weaker by EU membership. The result for a member is not greater than the sum of the parts, it is the average of the parts.

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      • frog

        In such situations, actually, it’s even possible for all countries to be worse off, from straining and failing to coordinate policies. The whole can be greater than the sum of its parts, when an association works. When such a union doesn’t work, the outcome for each country can be less than the average outcome that each country would have without the union.

        There’s a reason why marriages of 28 different individuals or groups are rare. Lots of 2 party marriages end in divorce. When you have 28 different nations, they had better have a ton in common in the ways they run their economies and political systems, or else such a union is unlikely to work.

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  8. uglyflint

    Rejoice all ye in Britain. The head cutters are on their way !

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  9. The Maven

    “Futuristic Weather Weapons” LOL

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  10. bushwacker2

    EU=FUBAR. If most of the Brits had brains and do not wish to be serfs in the NWO, they will Brexit. Fuck the EU!

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  11. chuck bennett

    Zeus has spoken

    Brexit wins!

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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