Today the Shorts Get Ramsay Bolton’d

I must admit, that was an epic Game of Thrones last night, down to the last scene. I might sprinkle in a fuckload of spoilers today, so be prepared to be furious with me. When John Snow was getting trampled and was suffocating, I too felt short of air. Also, that Ramsay strategy was especially evil, essentially suffocating the Snow army to death, until…

Hey, markets are ripping higher because the bookmakers have Britain remaining in the wretched EU by like 0.5%. The bookmakers also have Hillary Clinton and Ted Cruz facing off for President of Mexico.

This whole rally, although predictable, reminds me when Bolton thought he had Snow pinched in that devilish phalanx trap, until the army of the Vail came and ran all those fuckers down like wooden soldiers.

Look, the open will be glorious. As a matter of fact, the entire day is likely to be great. But what if these cigar eating moron bookmakers change their minds tomorrow. Then what?

Then you get eaten to death like Ramsay Bolton by his hungry hounds, who haven’t been fed in 7 days.

Get your free trials for Exodus today. They’ll be ending soon, like the life expectancy of giants in the battle of Winterfell.