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Here is the ‘Leading Bookmaker’ That Caused Today Global Rally

Listen to me. All of you need to have your heads examined. Global markets surged today, off of bookmakers odds in London, suggestive that the UK would remain in the EU. What they don’t tell you is that the leading bookmaker, Ladbrokes, is giving BREXIT only a 25% chance of winning, the same odds they’re giving Donald Trump of winning the Presidency. You and I both know he has a much greater beating the Dr. Evil pants suit off Hillary than that. Moreover, the betting was tilted last night by a singular bet of 25,000 pounds.

Wow, that was easy.

So if you’re running a billion dollar fund and was long SPY contracts and wanted to make some quick coin, why wouldn’t you manipulate the bookmakers odds by throwing some money at BREMAIN?

Exactly.

People who gamble on events like this are degenerates of the first order. Gentlemen do not follow the path trailblazed by mountebank vagrants, the poor and the destitute drug addled, alcoholic gamblers. Here on Wall Street, there is honor amongst thieves and we prefer a rich man’s drug, over the heroin needles used in London.

Here is the bloke that stoked a multi-hundred billion dollar rally today, interviewed by a bloomberg fellow who speaks in the most incongruous and incorrigible tones.

You’re a bigger fool than I thought if you went long on this news.

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12 comments

  1. matt_bear

    on the bright side, a few premium first class seats on the Ark were made available.

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  2. matt_bear

    no…next to the pair of strippers.

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  3. ConManipulation
    ConManipulation

    MOTHERFOOKER!!!

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  4. infinitezuul

    I view the situation more as:

    Jo Cox capped – markets rally because that opens the door for a sea change

    Oddsmakers start heavily favoring Bremain – headlines galore, population being softened up for a Bremain outcome – hence markets rally again.

    Vote occurs and Bremain wins – regardless of the actual tally.

    Perception is reality.

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  5. goodgreed

    its a complete joke, all legit brexit polls prior to that murder are showing “brexit” winning. Its still a coin flip IMO and being a degenerate of the first order, I have a 4-1 wager on an exit.

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    • it is showtime

      Yay the world govt globalist power-class gets to keep their progression. And -You- keep voting for or failing to vote against consolidation of power. (…MAYBE…)

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  6. Jamie Fallon

    Even if Brexit wins, a Brexit might not actually happen. The ark is like Terminus.

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    • Jamie Fallon

      “The signs… they were real. It was a sanctuary. People came and took this place. And they raped. And they killed. And they laughed! Over weeks… but we got out. And we fought and we got it back and we heard the message! You’re the butcher… or you’re the cattle.”

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      • roundwego

        will credit default go away? will the corruption from free money go away? all the mal investments in overpriced energy play go away? Will the corrupt elite control of government go away? will moral hazards go away?

        the thing that I am noticing now is that the desperation in the actions of those in power. the use of a senseless murder is being used by the status quo for their agenda, so fucked up and so fucking desperate.

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  7. Frog

    Everybody wants to know the future. Some people know they can’t know it. But people who run polls or betting places rake in lots of money from those people who believe that they, or someone else, knows the future.

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