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Rumor Mill: Warren Buffett Backing Consortium to Bid for $YHOO

No one wants to own Yahoo, an unbelievable fact to behold inspite of its gigantic BABA windfall. Marissa Mayer is racing to sell the company, in an effort to lock in her golden parachute.

Apparently, Warren Buffett, a man who has eschewed the internet like the bubonic plague, is reportedly interested in backing Dan Gilbert aka   ‘Basketball Brains’ from Quicken Loans to buy the piece of shit.

Mayer and Co. will conduct a second round of bidding for the beleaguered company…cause the first round went so swimmingly.

 

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2 comments

  1. ottnott

    As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re the new owner of YHOO.

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  2. bexpo

    Warren Buffett is sounding more & more like someone stuck in a era two decades ago – and I am being kind.

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